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Falköpings Mejeri (Old)
Roster [L] Chaos Dwarf



If you had
one season
one shot
to do everything you ever wanted
would you capture it
or just trying to kill everybody?

Yo.

Her hooves are sweaty, puking steroidjuice confetti
training pre-season steady, just to lose already
she's perfect, team's worthless, but we have Eddy
to make blocks, but the team is so upsetting
She's alone now, the whole crowd, screams so loud
they knows how, the team should counter now
She's alone in the zone, auto pow thrown
she knocked out, games up, over BLAOW
Snap back to the agony, oh the teams cavity
just KO, the queen fast and, we'll choke
and cant out bash, but we wont, give up that easy, no
we need a longer rope, because hanging dwarfs is hard when they are so fucking short
one last time, this time, it's happening
so back to the löbbl again, this whole dynasty
she better capture the trophee or leave in a casket

You better lose yourself for the trophee, go bonnie you own it
and then never let it go no
I'll give you this last shot, do not miss your chance to blow
You either live long enough to win, or die as an asshole.






New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bonnie
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Dodge, Break Tackle, Block, Sure Hands, +ST, Kick-Off Return
 -st 53 3 42 0 9 7 Legend
182
 290k
(130+160)k
  
2
Clyde
Bull Centaur Blitzer
7 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Dodge, +MA, Sure Hands
   52 1 12 0 12 3 76/176 250k
(130+120)k
  
3
O.J Simpson #3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   23 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Jack the Nipple
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
 -ma, m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(0)k
  
5
Harold Shipman #2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm, Claw
   25 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
6
Ed Gein
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   53 0 0 0 15 3 45/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
7
Al Bundy
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Dwarf with Claw
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Claw, +ST
   16 0 0 0 4 3 23/31 150k
(70+80)k
  
9
Ebba Busch Thor
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 7
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard
 -av 15 0 0 0 4 5 33/51 210k
(150+60)k
  
10
Born to Die
Hobgoblin
6 3 2 7 -ag, m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
11
Born to Cry
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Mattias Flink II
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick, Block
   50 2 3 0 2 1 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
16
Last season extra
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Morad Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1880k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 530k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:55 (23/11/21) |TD Diff:5 (69 - 64) |Cas Diff:16 (75/36/23 - 71/28/19)
Last Opponent: Bymarken Blockers (Old)
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-530k
Chaos Renegade30/1/20.7-1.31.7   0.0   0.0-1.7   1.0   0.3-630k
Dark Elf22/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-250k
Dwarf32/1/01.7-1.02.0   0.3   0.3-0.3   0.3   0.7420k
Elven Union32/1/02.0-1.01.3   0.7   0.7-1.3   0.7   0.3127k
Goblin32/0/10.7-0.32.0   0.3   0.3-2.0   0.3   0.3-210k
High Elf40/1/30.8-2.31.0   0.8   0.3-0.5   0.0   0.5205k
Human31/1/11.7-1.71.7   0.3   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.367k
Lizardmen20/1/10.5-1.52.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.0-210k
Necromantic Horror33/0/02.0-0.00.3   0.7   0.3-2.0   0.0   0.7297k
Norse10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-180k
Nurgle92/3/41.0-1.20.3   0.8   0.4-1.8   1.0   0.631k
Ogre33/0/02.0-0.31.7   1.7   1.3-0.7   0.3   0.0-237k
Orc63/1/21.5-0.81.5   0.5   0.5-0.8   0.5   0.3223k
Slann20/1/11.5-2.52.5   1.0   1.5-1.5   0.0   0.0235k
Underworld Denizens31/0/20.7-1.72.7   0.7   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.360k
Vampire41/0/31.0-1.32.3   1.3   0.3-0.5   0.0   0.3220k
Total5523/11/211.3-1.21.4   0.7   0.4-1.3   0.5   0.333k