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U of Wisconsin Rat-Grrrrs
Roster [L] Skaven

"Varsity! Varsity! U-Rat-Rat-Wisconsin! Praise to thee we sing (WE SING!)! Praise to thee our Alma Mater! U-Rat-Rat-Wisconsin!"

Rivals: Those no good good-for-nothings from Ultinois. Self entitled pricks if you ask us, which you just did by reading this.
**UPDATE** Ultinois has fled the NCBB due completely and unequivocally to our rivalry dominance. UW is now 1 for 1 in crushing rivals dreams, aspirations, and reproductive viability.
**UPDATE THE 2ND** In an attempt to purge the great Midwest of all things ***holish the UW has declared rivalry upon the unwashed elves from Bro-Hio St. Seriously, who let these things join the NCBB in the first place?
In the Killer Lite Bowl at the end of Season 32 the mighty UW Rat-Grrrrs thoroughly trounced the Bro-Hio squad 4-0. It was embarrassing. We didn't even play that well, as pointed out be color commentators and spectators https://www.twitch.tv/videos/479816488?filter=archives&sort=time.

**UPDATE THE 3RD** Feeling sympathetic, the UW Rat-Grrrs have accepted a rivalry with something called Dook. Apparently we've never lost to them and they're feeling salty about it. Did they not see what we did to Bro-Hio?! Even red-headed step kids were saying it was brutal.
**Season 33 Result: Beat Dookie again. Ho-hum
**Season 34: Made it to the National Championship Semi due to some brilliant voting by other coaches (mostly). Proceeded to get smashed for 13/16 turns by Dook who are obviously a one trick pony relying on casualties, good dice, sun in my eyes, better coaching, and other low brow attributes to defeat UW. Still had a chance to rip hearts from throats in SPITE of what in game color commentators predicted, but.....BLITZ! Almost shocked the world....maybe next year. *In other news* Some upstart jackhole from the Iwanna Pee-Pees (sic) thinks he's good. Cinco will kill them. Then break the record. Then kill the rest of the league. Book it
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
F This Guy
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
JJ Watt
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   18 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
La Bamba
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step
   15 2 2 0 0 2 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Drink Trek
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Stagger
Lineman
7 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Hal O Weener
Gutter Runner
10 2 5 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, Block, Sprint, +AG
   26 8 17 0 1 2 71/76 190k
(80+110)k
  
11
Banana Peel
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
   12 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Cory Weaksnake
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Evander Clumsylightning
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
19
Albert Goldstone
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
20
Howard Truetree
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 3 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
7 players  
Coach: charlie1331 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1210k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:60 (27/10/23) |TD Diff:15 (109 - 94) |Cas Diff:-72 (54/30/17 - 84/58/31)
Last Opponent: UTEP Party Minors
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon21/0/11.5-2.02.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5-90k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0100k
Daemons of Khorne11/0/03.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-300k
Dwarf62/0/41.5-1.30.5   0.5   0.2-2.3   1.5   0.5-185k
Elven Union33/0/02.3-1.02.3   0.3   0.7-0.3   0.0   0.0-3k
High Elf83/1/41.9-2.30.8   0.4   0.4-1.1   0.5   0.5-199k
Human33/0/02.7-0.30.7   1.3   0.3-0.7   1.3   1.3-20k
Lizardmen92/4/31.9-2.00.7   0.3   0.1-2.7   1.8   0.7-292k
Necromantic Horror41/0/31.0-1.80.0   0.8   0.3-1.0   0.8   1.3-188k
Nurgle31/2/01.3-1.00.3   0.3   0.0-1.3   1.3   1.0-193k
Orc30/1/21.0-2.30.0   0.0   0.0-1.3   2.3   0.0-23k
Shambling Undead41/0/31.0-1.50.3   0.3   0.3-1.3   0.5   0.5-8k
Simyin11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0120k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Slann21/0/11.0-1.00.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.05k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.00k
Underworld Denizens22/0/03.5-0.03.0   1.5   0.5-2.0   1.0   0.5320k
Wood Elf63/1/22.7-2.21.2   1.0   0.8-0.5   1.2   0.0-198k
Total6027/10/231.8-1.60.9   0.5   0.3-1.4   1.0   0.5-126k