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Location: The Wastes
Nickname: Didgeridead
Stadium: D. Jerry Dome
Surface: Hardened red clay

Colors: Red, Orange, Gold
Sponsor: Wome-ra Unrealestate


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Season 83
5th Premier League (2-2-3)
Coming up short, losing all three paper match ups, and down we go again for a third and final rebuild. Next time around, we will throw every last ounce of caution to the desert wind D-:<

Season 82
Winner Fish Oil Conference (4-1-2)
First piece of silverware ever for the Dead, in what proved a very tight conf. Thanks to Malice Renegades for stiffling all opposition - including themselves.

Season 81
5th Premier League (2-3-2)
Out-positioned by the Raiders and out-played by Impak, the Dead again come up short for the Prem title, in a season which could have ended in the top 3.

Season 80
Runner-up Sacred Spawning Conference (4-2-1)
Outmuscled by Socrates, we suffer our only loss of the season but promote to prem.

Season 79
6th Steaked Conference (2-1-4)
An experimental builder season sees us lose to Bravado attempting a non-score drive.

Season 78
4th Premier League (3-2-2)
Top after two games, and despite a miraculous long bomb to beat Yeast Lords, we leave a tiny sliver open for an Immortalis sack, eventually costing us the title.

Season 77
3rd Fraud Squad Conference (4-0-3)
Sinnedbad blocks a defensive pass to beat Bravado and eventually promote to prem.

Season 76
5th Sphinxes from Mars Conference (3-1-3)
Sadly we don't do the Sphinxes justice, and finish with an even record.

Season 75
Runner-up 'Shake it Off' Halford Regional (4-2-1)
We get mad after a poor start, and inflict 32 cas on our way to Confs.

Season 74
7th Huge Axeman Regional (2-3-2)
This is odd. What is this feeling. Are we alive or dead? At least there is Blood Bowl!
THE DIDGERIDEAD

Long ago, during an ancient and forgotten age, the Nehekhara stood as the shining beacon of civilization and Human achievement; a golden age where its cities shone with a majestic splendor, its buildings crafted from magnificent marble and limestone, its armies conquering kingdom upon kingdom, and their mighty rulers reigning as living Gods amongst Man. Their reign stretched from the Great Desert of Araby, to the Bitter Sea coast, to the Northern Badlands, to the steaming Southland jungles and by magic, it even reached all the way to the Southern Wastes.

But those days are long gone...

Aeons later, when Settra King of Tomb Kings awoke from his slumber, the Wastes were just distant memories to him. A place he overlooked when reawakening all the ancient Tomb Kings from Dreamtime. And thus, having been forlorn by their Emperor King, the Southern Tomb Kings remained motionless.

Fate however, had not forgotten the Southern Wastes...

Local tribesmen knew of these ancestral spirits lingering in their lands. Stories of former greatness and great treachery had been passed down through generations. And one day the time had come, and hatred and malice started seething out from the red rock shrines the tribesmen had carved out to honor the spirits. The tribesmen knew what they had to do. The stories had told them.

And so it came to pass, the Ancestral Spirits were reawakened, not by the bidding of Settra, but through the rituals of men - invoking the spirits' royal names amidst the haunting and hypnotic drones of their enchanted pipes.

First their shadows appeared, then blackened mists, then they took physical forms, and with them came the dead burried beneath them, and they walked forward, now thirsting for revenge, conquest, and Blood Bowl!
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Team Achievements
Season 82 Conf: Kills (5); Cas (26); Rushing yards (293)
Season 81 Prem: Cas (24); Fouls (33); Blocks/Cas (17.4)
Season 80 Conf: Kills (4); Fouls (25)
Season 79 Conf: Fouls (21)
Season 78 Prem: Kills (5)
Season 77 Conf: -
Season 76 Conf: -
Season 75 Regs: Cas (32); Blocks/Cas (10.2); SPP (130)
Season 74 Regs: Cas (26)

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*** Did you know...
The Blitz-ras of the Southern Wastes are reanimated Kangors.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm
  20 0 0 0 11 4 42/51 160k
(100+60)k
 
2
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Mighty Blow
  5 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 120k
(100+20)k
 
3
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
 
4
Tomb Guardian
4 6 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST, Stand Firm, Break Tackle
  34 1 0 0 19 8 79/176 230k
(100+130)k
 
6
Anointed Thrower
6 4 3 7
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Tackle, +AG, Block, +ST, Kick-Off Return, Leader
  68 6 62 0 7 5 Legend
231
240k
(70+170)k
 
7
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Grab
  27 0 3 0 9 2 37/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
8
Anointed Blitzer
6 4 2 8
Block, Regeneration
+ST
  6 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 140k
(90+50)k
 
9
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  31 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
16
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  29 1 1 0 2 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Balle2000 Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:83 (37/20/26) |TD Diff:23 (100 - 77) |Cas Diff:94 (147/89/36 - 73/64/41)
Last Opponent: Harlequin Circus
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/2/01.0-1.02.0   0.5   1.0-0.5   0.5   0.5145k
Chaos Chosen21/0/11.0-1.02.0   1.5   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.5-305k
Chaos Dwarf42/1/11.0-0.82.0   1.0   0.5-2.3   1.8   0.58k
Chaos Renegade11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-140k
Chaos Renegades32/0/11.3-0.70.3   1.7   1.3-1.3   0.7   0.0-83k
Dark Elf71/2/40.6-1.10.9   1.3   0.3-0.1   0.7   0.051k
Dwarf30/2/10.7-1.01.0   0.3   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.73k
Elven Union44/0/02.0-0.84.0   2.3   0.8-0.0   0.0   0.025k
Goblin21/1/02.0-0.53.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   0.5   1.0305k
Halfling10/1/00.0-0.06.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0150k
High Elf52/1/21.6-1.62.0   1.6   0.6-0.8   0.2   0.4-54k
Human42/1/11.8-0.81.3   0.8   0.0-0.5   1.3   0.075k
Lizardmen52/1/21.2-1.02.0   0.8   0.2-0.2   1.0   0.4-70k
Necromantic Horror41/3/00.8-0.51.3   1.0   0.5-0.3   0.3   0.5103k
Norse53/0/21.2-1.01.8   1.4   0.2-1.4   0.8   1.220k
Nurgle21/1/01.0-0.51.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.5-5k
Ogre21/0/11.0-2.05.0   0.5   0.5-2.0   1.0   1.5125k
Old World Alliance11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   2.0   1.0-40k
Orc72/2/31.3-1.11.1   0.9   0.1-0.7   0.9   0.6143k
Shambling Undead32/0/11.7-1.31.3   1.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.3-57k
Skaven30/1/20.3-1.01.3   1.0   0.3-1.0   0.3   1.07k
Slann44/0/02.5-0.32.0   1.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.3143k
Tomb Kings11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0150k
Underworld Denizens11/0/01.0-0.04.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   1.0-20k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.070k
Wood Elf62/1/31.0-1.21.5   0.7   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.7-43k
Total8337/20/261.2-0.91.8   1.1   0.4-0.9   0.8   0.528k