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Haunted All-Sorts
New Season Has Started 04/04/19 The new season has started strong for the All-Sorts. They managed a draw against the Windy City Brunch Squad and even managed to beat Vermintidе. Is this the season they make it into Prems? Will their luck continue? We will have to wait and see. New Season Has Started 04/02/19 The news man is back on site so we should see weekly updates again as to how the team is preforming. The All-Sorts are half way through the season and have only managed their first win. They were recently mourning the loss of Ruler. Hank has taken up the mantle and managed to get himself an AG increase after his second game. They will need to win the last three games of the season to have a chance to make it into the Conference next season. News Man On Strike The newsman was on strike this season so there were no updates... The New Season 26/08/19 With very few changes to the team in the new season, the All-Sorts hoped to start off on a good foot. However, they were put up against the Blue Mountain Giants. Suffering a loss and heavy casualties the team was unable to pull it together for their second game. The All-Sorts have high hopes for their 3rd match and hope to start a win streak to stay away from being demoted. The Final Hurdle 05/08/19 The All-Sorts had a chance to get into Prem for next season.. Unfortunately they faltered at the last hurdle against Immortalis Inquietus Without any stand out performers the team was unable to obtain any Twahnlows this season. However we still have the lovely team awards to announce. SWL LXXVI Team awards: The Shield is awarded to Geoff for most touchdowns.  (4 TD) The hammer is awarded to Jake for most casualties.  (7 CAS)The coveted Mug is awarded to the season MVP. This season it goes to Teddy.  (18 SPP)Death Of A Star 08/07/19 Early into the season the All-Sorts saw the death of their star player Hundie (c) With it just coming up to the season halfway mark, the All-Sorts are sitting at 3rd on the table with a 2/0/2 record. They now need a string of wins to think about making it into the Prems. New Season Kick Off 07/06/19 With the promotion into the Conference the Haunted All-Sorts were able to keep most of their players from SWL LXXVI and only one player was cut due to budget reasons. The season has now started and the All-Sorts have managed to get their first win. A great performance from Hundie and Teddy saw the All-Sorts take control of the game and not let Chrimean Chimera any breathing room. Done It Again 27/05/19 The Haunted All-Sorts have made it out of regional and into Conference for season LXXVII. Only time will tell if they are able to stand up to the preasure and keep their position at the end of the season. This season the All-Sorts come home with a few Twahnlows, all thanks to Ruller. SWL LXXVI Twahnlows: The Bronze Ball was awarded Ruller. This is for the most touch downs in the Regional. The Bronze Slipper was awarded Ruller. This is for the most rushing yards in the Regional. The Bronze Strongarm was awarded Teddy. This is for the most yards per completions in the Regional. The coveted Twahnlow was awarded Ruller. This is for the most SPP in the Regional. SWL LXXVI Team awards: The Shield is awarded to Ruler for most touchdowns. (11 TD) Throughout the season the All-Sorts were only able to injure a single player... The hammer is awarded to Billy for most casualties. (1 CAS)The coveted Mug is awarded to the season MVP. This season it goes to Ruler. (33 SPP)PROMOTION!!! 10/05/19 After Ruller pulled out another star performance the All-Sorts have secured second place for the season. This means they will be moved back into the Conference to redeem themsleves. The coaching staff have high hopes for next season. The team just has to make it through the last game without any injuries. Big Win 06/05/19 The All-Sorts have found themselves sitting in second place after a solid 4-0 win over the Scoundrels. They are hoping to keep up the momentum coming into the last two matches of the season. Unlikely to overtake Secret Wasteland Love for the first place spot. A second place finish will mean they get promoted into one of the conferences. Middle Of The Road 17/04/19 Four games into the season and it is already looking rough for the All-Sorts. Having ended up 1/2/1 the chances for promotion are going downhill. They will need to secure wins through the last three to improve the chance of promotion. In the last game Ruller hit a first for the team. He has managed to hit the 10 touchdown mark, currently the highest scorer for the team. Season Underway 11/04/19 With the new season now underway the Haunted All-Sorts find themselves off to a good start. Despite taking a beating in their first game they managed to come away with a convincing win in the second game. Sitting on a win and a draw the team have high hopes for the rest of the season. Horrendous End 18/03/19 The Haunted All-Sorts find themselves in line for relegation as they end the season 1/0/6... Only managing to pick up a single win. The team is waiting with baited breath to see what the end of season budget will entail. Edit: The end of season budget has been released. There have been plenty of shake-ups within the team, most notably the departure of Atilla. With the end of the season comes the awards. The All-Sorts managed to come away with a single Twahnlow this season despite their sub-par performance. SWL LXXV Twahnlows: This season the Silver fist was awarded to Jimmy. This is for least blocks per casualty. SWL LXXV Team awards: The Shield is awarded to Ruler for most touchdowns. (4 TD) The hammer is awarded to Jimmy for most casualties. (5 CAS)The coveted Mug is awarded to the season MVP. This season it goes to Ruler. (17 SPP)Struggling Season 05/03/19 Having only won a single game this season the All-Sorts are struggling to stay afloat. They must win there last game of the season to give them a chance to stay away from relegation. This season also brings great loss as the All-Sorts have lost 2 players due to injury and 2 players have been killed on the pitch. The team have high hopes for what they might be able to accomplish next season. Big Loss 13/02/19 It is with great sadness that we must announce the untimely death of Nebula. He was a star player that lead the team through their first season and secured their promotion into the Conference bracket. He made a name for himself as a strong arm thrower who could pass as well as the elves. Rest in Piece Nebula, you will be sorely missed Slow Start 31/01/19 The All-Sorts have found themselves at the bottom of the table. They had a horrible first two matches where they lost 0-1. It all came down to the wire where they were unable to perform in the final moments. To top it off the All-Sorts have had to release Ambition early. He suffered a broken neck against the Blue Mountain Giants and is unable to return to the field. This does mean Khan does get to step onto the field for the next match against Styx and Warpstone. Season LXXV Budget 8/01/19 The budget for Season LXXV have been released. The Haunted All-Sorts have plenty to celebrate, they have made it out of the Regionals and into the Conference's. This means they have finally been able to obtain a sponsor, Blunder Armour, and received an extra $50k funding to start the season. There was very little shake up with the team. The only member to leave was Virtuous, with having started a family he decided the risk of Bloodbowl was to much for him. However with his departure a few funds were made available to convince Jimmy the Ogre (not be be confused with Jimmi the Blitzer) to join the team. End Of Season LXXIV 21/12/18 A win for the final game of the season sees the All-Sorts end in the middle of the table, out of reach to make it into a conference next season. With the season coming to an end the All-Sorts wait for the news on their budget for the next season. They are quietly hopeful that they will be able to afford to keep all players, and bring on Jimmy the Ogre for some much needed muscle. The All-Sorts hope to find a sponsor in the off season in the hopes it will inject some much needed funds into the organisation. This season the Haunted All-Sorts managed to come away with a few Twahnlows. They also have announced their own team awards. SWL LXXIV Twahnlows: The Bronze Arrow was awarded Nebula. This is for the most passing yards in the Regional. This season the Bronze fist was awarded to Hundie. This award is for the lowest blocks per casualties in the Regional. Last but not least, the Bronze Strongarm was awarded to Nebula. This award is for the most yards per completions in the Regional. SWL LXXIV Team awards: The shield is awarded for the most touchdowns for the team. This season it is a 3 way tie between Nebula (2 TD), Atilla (2 TD) and Ashes (2 TD) The player with the most casualties in the season is awarded the Hammer. Hundie (8 CAS) comes away with the honor. The coveted Mug is awarded to the season MVP. This seasons winner is Hundie for a wopping 24 SPP. Slipping Away 5/12/18 With the win over Singed Poor Scoundrels the All-Sorts felt they were in with a good chance to make promotion to Conference. However there dreams were dashed with the most recent loss to Styx and Warpstone dropping them to 5th on the table. There is still a chance if everything falls into place and they win there next match against the Denizens of the Dreamlands. There will be tons of pressure on Nebula and Hundie to bring the team forward to victory. Early Retirement for Phish 28/11/18 Due to a smashed ankle we regret to announce the early retirement of Phish from The Haunted All-Sorts. With the departure of Phish the team would like to welcome Ronan into the Blitzer position. We wish him all the best for the rest of the season. The All-Sorts suffered a crushing defeat at the hands of The Blue Mountain Giants. They were left with 4 players on the pitch at the end of the second half. However, the team managed to avoid serious injuries as most of the team return to the field to face off against Singed Poor Scoundrels. All-Sorts Fined 20/11/18 The All-Sorts were accused of trashing the Nocturnal Rose pub, after their first win against the Yeast Lords. The All-Sorts have been fined 30k for damage to property. This has delayed the hiring of Bob the Ogre by a game or two. With a win under their belts the all-Sorts have high hopes against the Blue Mountain Giants. The Giants have been on a hot streak and are currently in the running for an unbeaten season. The game is scheduled to be played at Blue Mountain Stadium 8pm Sunday 24th. Will the All-Sorts be able to come out on top, or will the Giants prevail and keep their streak alive? Slow Start 30/10/18 With a second game under there belt, the All-Sorts find themselves 0/2/0 for the season. Not quite the explosive start they were expecting. The All-Sorts are looking forward to there next match against the Elves and hope to cause some casualties. Celebration!!! 24/10/2018 Having secured a draw against the North Cape Crays, the All-Sorts decided to celebrate and finally get there team logo sorted. Nebula commissioned the talented Ashes to put something together for them. The resulting logo was better then expected.  The next step for the fledgling team is to try and find a sponsor. Southern Wastes League LXXIV Kicks Off 23/10/2018 SWL LXXIV is finally here!! The Regional draw has been released. The Haunted All-Sorts released a statement stating 'they are happy with the schedule' and believe they will make it through alive. The first game against the North Cape Crays has been scheduled for 20:00 Tuesday 23rd at the Crays home ground the Clifftop Stadium. Trial Of Blood 18/10/2018 The trial of blood has been completed with minimal casualties. The only victim of this pre-season was Phish, having suffered a broken neck. Starting out in the Orc's Bay, Deserted Isles, Nebula decided to venture to the Southern Wastes in the search of fame and fortune. He managed to cobble together a ragged team of locals and joined SWL LXXIV for their rookie season.
Season LXXXI Starting 12: After manageing to make in into the our of Regionals, the team has a few new faces starting to show their skills. Season LXXX Starting 11: Still stuck in the Regionals the team has had to make some cuts and hope for a few stand out rokkies to take them through. Season LXXVIII Starting 11: With almost making it into Prem, Ashes has asked for more money but Ruller has decided to keep going with the hopes to get there this season. Season LXXVII Starting 13: With a performance for the record books by Ruller, the All-sorts have made their way back into Conference for this season. With this promotion comes a health cash injection, allowing the team to retain most of their players. Season LXXVI Starting 11: A poor performance in season LXXV saw the All-Sorts demoted down a bracket. To make up for this the team had to drop a few players and bring in a number of rookies. Season LXXV Starting 12: After a mid table finish the All-Sorts find themselves promoted into the Conference bracket for this season. With this they finally obtained a sponsor and hired the much needed muscle of Jimmy the Ogre. Those poor souls who have suffered at the hands of the Haunted All-Sorts.
In honor of the brave men who have been forced into retirement, or can no longer play the game they loved.
Top performing players in the Haunted All-Sorts history
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/18 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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| 2 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 3 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 7 |
Catcher
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9 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Catch, Dodge +MA, Jump Up |
5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16/24 | 110k
(60+50)k |
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| 8 |
Thrower
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6 | 4 | 4+ | - | 8+ | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate, Block, Fend, +AG, +ST |
49 | 53 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 93/50 | 220k
(70+150)k |
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| 9 |
Catcher
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8 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Catch, Dodge Block |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/20 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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| 10 |
Catcher
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8 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Catch, Dodge Block, Dauntless |
7 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17/24 | 100k
(60+40)k |
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| 12 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block Guard, Tackle |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 20/24 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 13 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block Guard |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/20 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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| 14 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block Dodge, +AG |
-ag | 20 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 25/24 | 160k
(90+70)k |
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| 16 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Block, Guard |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/24 | 190k
(140+50)k |
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| Games Played: | 64 (15/12/37) | | | TD Diff: | -32 (73 - 105) | | | Cas Diff: | -51 (63/25/10 - 87/46/16) |
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| Last Opponent: We'reWho! | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
| Amazon | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 3.0 0.0 | -260k |
| Chaos Chosen | 4 | 0/1/3 | 0.8 | - | 1.8 | 0.3 0.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 0.8 0.8 | -133k |
| Chaos Dwarf | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 3.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 1.0 1.0 | -210k |
| Chaos Renegades | 4 | 2/0/2 | 0.8 | - | 1.3 | 0.5 0.3 0.8 | - | 0.8 1.0 0.5 | -65k |
| Dark Elf | 7 | 3/2/2 | 2.0 | - | 1.7 | 1.3 0.6 0.0 | - | 0.9 0.1 0.0 | -10k |
| Dwarf | 3 | 0/0/3 | 0.3 | - | 1.7 | 0.7 0.0 0.3 | - | 1.3 2.3 0.0 | -97k |
| Elven Union | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 3.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 1.0 | -10k |
| Goblin | 4 | 3/0/1 | 2.3 | - | 0.5 | 2.3 0.0 0.3 | - | 1.5 0.8 0.3 | 3k |
| Halfling | 3 | 0/2/1 | 0.7 | - | 1.0 | 3.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.3 0.3 0.0 | 177k |
| High Elf | 2 | 1/0/1 | 2.0 | - | 3.0 | 1.5 0.5 0.0 | - | 0.5 1.0 0.0 | -170k |
| Human | 1 | 0/1/0 | 2.0 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | 230k |
| Lizardmen | 3 | 1/0/2 | 1.3 | - | 1.7 | 1.7 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.7 1.0 0.7 | -110k |
| Necromantic Horror | 1 | 0/1/0 | 2.0 | - | 2.0 | 0.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | -230k |
| Norse | 1 | 0/1/0 | 2.0 | - | 2.0 | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 1.0 0.0 | 50k |
| Nurgle | 6 | 1/1/4 | 1.0 | - | 1.7 | 0.0 0.7 0.2 | - | 1.5 1.3 0.5 | 10k |
| Ogre | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.5 | - | 1.5 | 1.0 0.5 0.5 | - | 0.0 0.5 0.5 | 10k |
| Orc | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 2.0 0.0 | -10k |
| Shambling Undead | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.5 | - | 2.0 | 0.0 0.5 0.0 | - | 1.5 0.0 0.0 | -160k |
| Skaven | 4 | 1/0/3 | 1.5 | - | 2.8 | 1.0 0.5 0.0 | - | 1.5 0.5 0.0 | -120k |
| Slann | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 1.0 | 50k |
| Tomb Kings | 6 | 3/2/1 | 1.0 | - | 0.8 | 0.8 0.7 0.2 | - | 1.5 0.3 0.0 | 5k |
| Underworld Denizens | 3 | 0/0/3 | 0.7 | - | 2.3 | 1.3 1.0 0.3 | - | 2.0 0.3 0.3 | -47k |
| Wood Elf | 3 | 0/0/3 | 0.7 | - | 1.7 | 1.3 0.3 0.0 | - | 3.0 0.3 0.0 | -167k |
| Total | 64 | 15/12/37 | 1.1 | - | 1.6 | 1.0 0.4 0.2 | - | 1.4 0.7 0.3 | -47k |