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Humansville Humans
Roster [L] Human


Location: Humansville MO
Nickname: Humans
Stadium: Psych Ward at George Dimmitt Memorial Hospital
Surface: Dome

Colors: Confederate Gray and White
Sponsor: Mother’s Brewing Company
Rivals: Nome


TEAM BIO

Humansville is a team of ordinary humans in the heartland of America. James Human their leader is the American dream an African American Indian owning his own sports franchise.
Team Stats(I) G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS
HUMANSVILLE 10 3210 244 550 28 144 13 21 0 9 7-3-0 0
HUMANSVILLE 10 4380 211 890 22 191 26 29 0 14 7-0-3 0
HUMANSVILLE 10 4640 221 1450 15 193 25 28 3 14 7-2-1 1
HUMANSVILLE 10 4500 238 1080 26 207 32 33 3 10 9-0-1 1
HUMANSVILLE 10 5560 193 1410 19 191 38 25 3 11 7-1-2 1
TROPHY ROOM

Season#2 Potato Bowl Champions 2-1 over Nome.
Season#3 Wait til Next Year Potato Bowl Rematch 3-1 over Nome.
Season#3 Champions of USWFL
Season#4 Beat Earth City for Show-Me State Championship
Season#4 Beat Nome in the Spud Bowl-Championship Trilogy
Season#4 USWFL Co-Champions



TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Season#1 7-3-0 21pts 2nd Place
The Off-season saw just one change as the Humans were forced to fire their cheerleader squad in order to sign a back up lineman. They didn't vote on the import rule so it passed 2-1 with the Amazons against. Team Captain James Human "I like the way things ended but a slow start left us in the dust."
Season#2 7-0-3 24pts Champions-18 teams
The hung close all year and pulled the upset in the end. The highest scoring team in the league won with the leagues #1 rushing attack. The Champs will still not add an import because of salary cap concerns.
Season#3 7-2-1 23pts Champions-20 teams
Humansville started 6-0 lost the colonel and stumbled 3 straight games into 2nd Place. On the final day the had to win and have Culebra lose. It happen and the Humans are back to back champions. Owner James Human who has been anti import agreed to the signing of an ogre in the off season stating "He's 1/2 human!"
Season#4 Eastern Conference 9-0-1 25 pts 1st place out of 18 overall 9-0-1 28 pts It took the Humans 4 years to get their "Big Man" just to see him die. For the third straight year Humansville is USWFL champs(co-winners this year). Captain James Human just wants to keep the train on the tracks and avoid injuries.
Season#5 Overall 7-1-2 23 pts Played in Central Division and Premier Division of WC The Humans won the Central Division in unimpressive fashion. They finished second in the WC losing 2-1 to Nome in the championship game. Humansville continues to win 7 games a year with speed and agility-but many feel a little power game could make them champs again.
PLAYERS

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*** Did you know...

#1 The Humans beat Silver Springs 9-0 in the highest scoring game ever. It was stopped 10 minutes into the 2nd half with James B Potter scoring 5 times.
#2 In back to back weeks Humansville outscored their opponents 16-0.
#3 In the Season#3 rematch of the Potato Bowl Edgar Buchanan scored 3 times and caused two casualties in a 3-1 win.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Capt David D Stockton
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
+AG, Mighty Blow, Guard
 -ag 19 2 4 0 2 2 28/30 170k
(90+80)k
  
2
Thomas Jasper
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
James Human
Thrower
6 4 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, +ST, Leader, Pro, Frenzy, +AG, Fend, Safe Throw
   50 90 1 1 8 5 Legend
136
 300k
(70+230)k
  
4
James B Potter
Catcher
8 2 5 7
Catch, Dodge
Wrestle, Strip Ball, Side Step, Fend, Pass Block, +AG, Nerves Of Steel, +AG, Jump Up, Pro, Diving Tackle, Tackle, Sure Hands, Block
   48 9 67 8 2 8 Legend
270
 390k
(60+330)k
  
5
Edgar Buchanan
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Pro, Leader, Fend, Jump Up, Guard, Dump-Off, Diving Catch, Sure Hands, Nerves Of Steel
   50 12 42 0 3 11 Legend
199
 320k
(60+260)k
  
6
George Dimmitt Memorial Hospital
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG, Block, Fend, Kick, Dodge, Tackle
   46 8 7 0 7 4 Legend
63
 200k
(50+150)k
  
7
Southwest Baptist University
Lineman
6 3 4 7
+AG, Dodge
 -av, n 36 1 0 0 1 3 18/21 120k
(50+70)k
  
8
Big Man's Brother
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Break Tackle
   10 0 0 0 2 2 14/21 190k
(140+50)k
  
9
The Barnwood Inn II
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   10 0 0 0 0 2 10/13 70k
(50+20)k
  
9 players  
Coach: pafootball22 Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 2160k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 2100k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2160k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:50 (37/7/6) |TD Diff:89 (140 - 51) |Cas Diff:6 (38/26/3 - 41/17/3)
Last Opponent: Orcacoke Pirates
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Araby22/0/05.0-0.51.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0785k
Norse106/1/32.1-1.30.7   0.2   0.1-0.9   0.6   0.066k
Border Princes43/1/02.8-1.50.8   1.3   0.3-1.8   0.0   0.0475k
Bretonnian44/0/02.8-0.30.5   0.8   0.0-0.3   0.8   0.5558k
Cathay32/1/04.7-1.01.3   0.3   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.3363k
Chaos Renegade107/2/12.3-0.70.7   0.6   0.0-0.9   0.0   0.086k
Elemental - Earth11/0/05.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.01300k
Half-Orc11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0680k
Kingdom of Ind43/0/12.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.3-1.8   0.8   0.0285k
Pirates of Sartosa42/1/12.3-1.81.3   0.8   0.0-0.5   0.3   0.0123k
Sons of Stromfels11/0/04.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.01320k
Tilea22/0/03.5-0.51.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0895k
Valkyrie43/1/03.0-1.50.3   0.3   0.0-0.8   0.3   0.0210k
Total5037/7/62.8-1.00.8   0.5   0.1-0.8   0.3   0.1317k