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So, it's finally come to this. And just when you thought it was safe to get back in the (Sylvania) water(s)! From those deep, puberty blue depths of Godzone - The Shire - which has foisted upon this wailing wilderness of a world Steve ("Sandpaper Balls") Smith; Scott "ScumMo" Morrison; Noeline Donaher & Laurie Baker (the dodgy double act from BBC's "Sylvania Waters"); Tom Ugly's Bridge; Lara ("where the bloody hell are yuz?") Bingle; some rugby league moron (is there any other kind?) photographed urinating into his own mouth (as one does); the "reality" television series called The Shire (which was made using participants from everywhere in Sydney _except_ The Shire); and the Cronulla Riots (the participants of which almost completely trucked in from Sydney's glorious western suburbs wastelands and included 2/3 of sfa actual Shire residents) - and ok, so Ian Thorpe, Kathy Lette and Adam Hills also came from here, but at least they were all savvy enough to move away - now comes this, the ultimate travesty to be inflicted on our beloved game of Blood Bowl, the memory of the Jaws sound track, and the SWL: The Sutho Shire SharkBait (and not even the A's ....... sigh). And yes, it gets even worse worse: they're GOBBOS! You must have been a naughty naughty league to cop this level of divine retribution. It's all over from here, baby. Or as the French would say: "FIN!" |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1+ | - | 9+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Strong Arm |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/ | 150k
(110+40)k |
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2 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1+ | - | 9+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 21/ | 150k
(110+40)k |
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3 |
Fanatic
|
3 | 7 | 3+ | - | 6+ | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
-av, m | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(0)k |
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4 |
Looney
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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5 |
'Ooligan
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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6 |
Doom Diver
|
6 | 2 | 4+ | - | 7+ | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop +AG |
  | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13/ | 100k
(60+40)k |
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7 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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8 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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9 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
m | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 40k
(0)k |
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10 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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11 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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12 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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13 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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14 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Wrestle |
  | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/ | 70k
(40+30)k |
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15 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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16 |
Bomma
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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14 players (+2 players missing next game) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 8 (0/0/8) | | | TD Diff: | -16 (4 - 20) | | | Cas Diff: | -6 (8/3/3 - 13/6/1) |
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Last Opponent: We'reWho! |
Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
Lizardmen | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 3.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 0.0 0.0 | -290k |
Amazon | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 1.0 0.0 | -70k |
Chaos Renegades | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 3.0 | 2.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | -170k |
Dwarf | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 2.0 | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -250k |
Human | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 3.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 4.0 1.0 0.0 | -390k |
Necromantic Horror | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 3.0 | 1.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 3.0 2.0 0.0 | -350k |
Norse | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 3.0 0.0 2.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -420k |
Skaven | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 4.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 1.0 1.0 | -330k |
Total | 8 | 0/0/8 | 0.5 | - | 2.5 | 1.0 0.4 0.4 | - | 1.6 0.8 0.1 | -284k |