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Singed Poor Retirement Home
Skills Pending [L] Goblin Survivalists

Renowned in the Southern Wastes as one of the most caring, kind and gentle teams to grace the League, the Singed Poor Scoundrels have for a long time run a high-end medical scheme for all their players. As well as a physician with an enormous syringe of green fluid who stands by the sidelines, a 'magic' sponge and a succession of novelty hats, the team have sworn to never sack a player for suffering injuries during the game.

However, after a few seasons some players have begun to request a rest; whether it's to retire to concentrate on their topiary business (Avo Smash Toastyflake), the pain of a damaged back was too much to bear (Girlshape Grumbleflick), or 'because want more money' as the delightful Ladyshape put it, it became clear there was a need to release those players back to the non-sporting world.

Still, it's hard for some of them to let go of the glories of Nuffle. What better thing for them, than to be accomodated in the Singed Poor Scoundrels Rest Home, and have a few gentle matches to warm down?



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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
  12 0 0 0 6 1 17/24 140k
(100+40)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
  3 0 0 0 0 1 5/18 100k
(100+0)k
 
3
Fanatic
3 7 3+ - 7+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
 
4
Bomma
6 2 3+ - 7+
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
  12 0 0 0 1 1 7/20 60k
(40+20)k
 
5
Looney
6 2 3+ - 7+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  5 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Clubba
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dirty Player, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Block, Sneaky Git
  12 0 0 0 1 3 17/24 80k
(30+50)k
 
7
Pogoer
7 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Block, Sure Hands
  12 2 3 0 2 2 25/24 110k
(70+40)k
 
8
'Ooligan
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 65k
(65+0)k
 
9
Goblin
5 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-ma, n 11 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  11 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 2+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
-ag, m 11 0 0 0 1 1 7/20 60k
(0)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, m 10 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(0)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/20 60k
(40+20)k
 
16
Doom Diver
6 2 4+ - 7+
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
+AG, Catch
m 12 0 5 0 0 1 20/24 120k
(0)k
 
11 players (+3 players missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Survivalists Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1255k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 6  
Team Value: 1475k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (2/1/9) |TD Diff:-16 (9 - 25) |Cas Diff:-1 (23/13/9 - 34/8/4)
Last Opponent: An English Team At A World Cup
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse Survivalists11/0/02.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-150k
Amazon Survivalists20/0/21.0-3.51.5   0.5   1.5-1.0   0.5   0.5-200k
Dwarf Survivalists10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   3.0   0.030k
Halfling Survivalists10/0/11.0-2.00.0   2.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   3.0-10k
High Elf Survivalists10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-4.0   0.0   0.010k
Rasetra Survivalists10/1/01.0-1.03.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0300k
Sisters of Survival10/0/10.0-4.02.0   1.0   0.0-8.0   1.0   0.080k
Skaven Survivalists10/0/10.0-2.02.0   3.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-280k
Slann Survivalists21/0/11.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.5-2.5   0.5   0.0-115k
Underworld Survivalists10/0/10.0-3.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.040k
Total122/1/90.8-2.11.9   1.1   0.8-2.8   0.7   0.3-51k