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Applesbury Banqueters
P [L] Halfling

The Applesbury Banqueters are on good form at the moment, straight off the back of winning the tri-monthly Applesbury cake eating competition, having scored highly in the 'endurance icing consumption' and 'speed of acquisition' categories. Chef/Coach/Brewer Cindy Ciderhands has been putting them through a stern training regime, testing their robustness (alcohol tolerance), stamina (how many crackers can they eat without liquids), nimbleness (no-spillage jammy doughnut eating), and evasiveness (how long they can fend off hungry halfling toddlers whilst covered in treacle). It's beyond doubt that they'll win the post game buffet (given their typical 16 turn head-start), let's see how they fare in the appetite building match before hand.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Weeping 'Splinter Hugs' Willow
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Grab
   8 0 0 0 3 4 26/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
2
Oakley Vinecloak
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
+MA
   7 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 150k
(120+30)k
  
3
Cakehole Charlie
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
4
Sticky Tilly Toffee
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   8 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Flying Flapjack Frankie
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet, Side Step
   8 0 3 0 0 2 19/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
6
Ellie the Salad-dodger
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Sugar-moobs Willy
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Sally McMuffin
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Bubbly Squeaky Samantha
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   8 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
10
Pippa Pastryslinger
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Bob 'Teabag' Bigfoot
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Pete the Jagerbomber
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Alfie 'Hot Sauce' Williams
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Alex 'Ice-Ice-Baby' Cream
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Muff2n Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1070k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (2/2/4) |TD Diff:-3 (8 - 11) |Cas Diff:-4 (8/5/2 - 13/5/1)
Last Opponent: Elves from Squangle Land
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc41/2/11.0-1.00.8   0.8   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.3-413k
High Elf20/0/20.5-2.01.5   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.0-150k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   0.0-320k
Skaven11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.080k
Total82/2/41.0-1.41.0   0.6   0.3-1.6   0.6   0.1-274k