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Da Dirty Zoggers
Retired [L] Hobgoblin

We can’t bash you like da Orcs
But we can kick you in da nadgers

We can’t claw you like da Chaos
But we can gouge you in da eyeballs

We can’t run fast like da ratties
But we can shank you in da back

We can’t dodge good like da Woodies
But we stomp on both ya kneecaps

We can’t regen like da dead uns
But we can give a Dirty Sanchez

We can’t take hits like da stunties
But we do wedgies on da sly

We is Da Dirty Zoggers
You is bigger, you is stronger
You is faster, you run longer
But ya can’t punch wivout ya eyeballs
Ya can’t run wivout ya kneecaps
When da game is done and won
It be us wot dun you in
We is Da Dirty Zoggerz
Better cover ya nobblies mate!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Knuckles MaGee
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
   8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
2
Da Chief
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   10 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
3
Fast Eddy
Runner
8 3 4 7
Sure Hands
+MA, Block, +AG
   10 1 8 0 2 2 39/ 160k
(70+90)k
  
4
Kreek Da Loota
Runner
7 3 3 7
Sure Hands
Block, Dodge
   10 2 3 0 1 2 23/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
5
Billy Backstab
Sneaky Git
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Sneaky Git, Stab
Block
   10 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
6
Ziggy Knifehand
Sneaky Git
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Sneaky Git, Stab
Block
   9 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
7
Bob the Boot
Dirty Git
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
Block
   10 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Nobby Kneecap
Dirty Git
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Skrag Steelcap
Dirty Git
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Dirty 'Arold
Dirty Git
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Nosepick
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Longdrop
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Cringer
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Trevor
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Felix17 Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Hobgoblin Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1380k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1380k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (6/2/2) |TD Diff:7 (14 - 7) |Cas Diff:6 (13/6/2 - 11/2/2)
Last Opponent: Clan Adashi
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Nippon10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0190k
Black Ark11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-10k
Daemons of Slaanesh11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.090k
Engineers11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0110k
Half-Orc11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-120k
Hobgoblin Slavers11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Khainite Assassins10/1/02.0-2.01.0   4.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Necrarch10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Northern Nippon10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-170k
Slaanesh11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.010k
Total106/2/21.4-0.71.3   0.6   0.2-1.1   0.2   0.25k