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Brutal Beefcakes
Roster [L] Orc




Head Coach
Dirty Jambo

Stadium
The Sweat Factory

Team Colours
Pink and Puple








Touchdown, then getdown!
By day the Beefcakes get it done on the Blood Bowl pitch, by night they get it done on the stage! They may not be the best players in the league but they are certainly the best looking (for orcs anyway)!





History

Dibble Season 21
8th

Dibble Season 20
6th in the Boris League

Topped the league in average yards per pass (7.3)

Quotes

"First I dropped the ball, then I dropped my pants" El Chapo
"Look at my abs! I'm not joking, LOOK AT MY ABS" El Chapo

Hall of Fame
List of Hall of fame players...

Star Player




Star Player=El Chapo
Likes to wear chaps.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lefty
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
Colombo
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   27 0 0 0 5 3 25/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
3
Lucchese
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   26 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Tony
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   17 0 0 0 3 4 26/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
7
El Chapo
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Frenzy
 -ma 26 0 3 0 10 2 39/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Félix
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Frenzy
 m 26 1 4 1 5 3 40/51 140k
(0)k
  
9
Lucky
Troll
3 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
 -ma 13 0 0 0 5 3 25/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
11
Montana
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Kick-Off Return
   25 9 2 0 0 1 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
12
Drago
Lineman
5 3 3 9 n 15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Donnie
Lineman
5 3 3 9   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
17
Howard Silentbrook
Journeyman Lineman
5 3 3 9
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Cory Hotlightning
Journeyman Lineman
5 3 3 9
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: dirtyjambo Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1360k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (5/1/21) |TD Diff:-37 (13 - 50) |Cas Diff:12 (33/16/10 - 19/17/11)
Last Opponent: Valinor Football Club
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0440k
Daemons of Khorne11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Chaos Chosen20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.5   0.5-365k
Dark Elf31/0/20.7-1.71.0   1.3   0.3-1.3   0.0   0.0-187k
Dwarf20/0/20.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.5-120k
Elven Union20/0/21.0-4.00.5   0.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0-140k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0140k
High Elf10/0/10.0-4.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-360k
Norse21/0/11.0-1.02.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.5130k
Nurgle30/0/30.0-2.02.3   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.7-703k
Ogre20/1/10.0-1.01.5   0.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.540k
Old World Alliance10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.040k
Orc10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-290k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-3.01.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-310k
Skaven31/0/20.7-1.71.3   1.0   0.0-1.3   0.3   0.743k
Tomb Kings10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-170k
Total275/1/210.5-1.91.2   0.6   0.4-0.7   0.6   0.4-149k