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Dodge Brothers
Retired [R] Amazon

A team based on participants in the Kermode and Mayo Film Podcast, as described in witterpedia: https://witterpedia.net/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

Previous players
- Kermode and Jason Isaacs died early, but had to be reinstated
- Bhaskar has died twice already and is now retired
- Amma Asante and First Time Emailer got niggled then fired after the team's first brush with min max chaos
- Robbie Collins picked up +ST and Frenzy, but was pow'd to death after the apo had already been used on Edith Bowman in the same game
- Second Time Emailer bought it in the first round of the Fumbbl Cup

Future players
- Jeremy Irons
- Matthew Mahogany
- Ikea Knightley

Youtube recaps:
- v Morehouse Dark Elves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzV9A7EOSyw
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kermode II
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 6
Block, Dodge
Tackle, Mighty Blow
 -av 11 0 1 0 5 1 18/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
2
Mayo
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Stand Firm
   17 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
3
Bowman
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, +AG
   19 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Good Lady Prof Her Indoors
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Chuckles Branagh
Eagle Warrior Thrower
7 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
+MA, Block, Kick-Off Return
   19 6 12 0 1 1 49/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
6
Jason Isaacs II
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Tackle
   15 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Third Time Emailer
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Mrs Mayo
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Kick
   6 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Ben Bailey Smith
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Guard
   18 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
10
King
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Strip Ball
   19 0 1 0 3 2 19/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
Al Murray
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle
   19 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Long Term Listener
Piranha Warrior Catcher
5 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Frenzy
 -ma 17 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
14
Producer Simon
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Hail Mary Pass
   12 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
13 players  
Coach: sann0638 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1620k (±530) Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (13/1/5) |TD Diff:21 (36 - 15) |Cas Diff:-10 (18/12/2 - 25/13/4)
Last Opponent: FeH2
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   3.0   0.0-160k
Norse21/0/12.0-1.01.5   1.5   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.0-225k
Chaos Dwarf31/1/11.0-1.00.0   0.7   0.0-2.3   0.7   0.0107k
Dark Elf21/0/11.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-45k
Dwarf22/0/02.5-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-310k
High Elf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Human11/0/04.0-0.04.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0170k
Lizardmen11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0170k
Nurgle11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0210k
Orc10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0-480k
Shambling Undead21/0/11.5-1.01.0   1.5   0.5-2.0   0.5   0.55k
Underworld Denizens11/0/04.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.00k
Total1913/1/51.9-0.80.9   0.6   0.1-1.3   0.7   0.2-52k