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Blistering Boneheaps
Roster [R] Shambling Undead

Blistering Boneheaps are known for their fast play.

The Skeletons are all sourced from the finest Elf corpses.

The Zombies are raised from opponent teams Star Players.

Mummys are specifically chosen from tombs of ancient athletes.

Weight Blitzers and Ghould Runners have all been either killed or shaped into finetuned killingmachines themselves.

All in all this teams performance is only outranked by the stupidity of their coach.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Infect Elephantitis
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
2
Ham A Bathrüm
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Full Blown Prolapse
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   7 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
TP John Jackson
Wight Blitzer
6 4 3 10
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, +ST, +AV, Guard, +AV, +MA
 -ma 74 1 8 0 55 16 Legend
215
 270k
(90+180)k
  
5
Rock
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   14 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Jordan
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   33 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Bone
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   14 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Clogged "PP" Urethra
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Mighty Blow
 m 13 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 120k
(0)k
  
9
Them
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Trey Palespike
Zombie
4 4 2 8
Regeneration
+ST
   29 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 90k
(40+50)k
  
11
Animated Skeleton
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Purrulent Gauge
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard
   3 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
13
Trap Strappado
Wight Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block, Regeneration
+MA, +ST, Mighty Blow
   12 1 2 0 2 6 41/51 190k
(90+100)k
  
14
Walruss P. Ni'Bone
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   23 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Chromosone Arsonist
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Eelhead Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:81 (18/12/51) |TD Diff:-69 (60 - 129) |Cas Diff:35 (142/75/30 - 107/66/39)
Last Opponent: Ghosts of Qiandaohu
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/1/10.5-1.50.5   1.0   0.5-3.5   1.0   0.0-80k
Chaos Chosen50/0/50.2-1.81.0   0.4   0.0-2.4   1.2   0.4-132k
Chaos Dwarf40/2/20.8-1.32.3   0.8   0.5-2.8   2.0   0.3-213k
Chaos Renegade30/1/20.7-2.01.7   1.0   0.3-1.7   0.7   0.390k
Dark Elf40/2/20.8-2.01.5   1.3   0.8-0.3   0.0   0.5-310k
Dwarf40/0/40.3-2.31.3   0.8   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.3-108k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-3.02.0   3.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-310k
Goblin22/0/01.5-0.53.5   2.0   1.0-0.5   1.0   1.0185k
Halfling43/0/11.0-0.82.3   1.0   1.0-0.5   0.3   1.3258k
Human103/2/51.2-1.80.7   1.4   0.6-1.9   0.7   0.613k
Lizardmen21/0/11.0-1.04.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0-215k
Necromantic Horror32/0/11.3-0.71.3   0.7   0.7-1.3   1.3   0.3-127k
Norse21/0/11.5-1.52.5   2.5   0.5-0.0   0.5   1.5-115k
Nurgle30/2/10.7-1.32.0   2.0   0.7-0.7   1.3   0.7-297k
Ogre31/1/10.7-0.72.3   1.0   0.0-1.7   0.3   1.0-153k
Orc111/1/90.3-1.51.1   0.4   0.2-1.2   0.6   0.5-260k
Shambling Undead40/0/40.3-2.32.5   0.3   0.0-1.3   1.5   1.0-115k
Skaven51/0/40.8-1.81.8   0.8   0.0-1.0   0.6   0.2-40k
Slann20/0/21.0-2.54.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-265k
Tomb Kings20/0/20.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.5   2.0   0.0-25k
Underworld Denizens11/0/03.0-1.07.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.050k
Vampire32/0/11.0-1.31.7   1.3   0.7-0.7   0.3   0.0-3k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-2.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Total8118/12/510.7-1.61.8   0.9   0.4-1.3   0.8   0.5-103k