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Rockmaw Gluttons
Roster [L] SLICC Ogre Kingdom


Owner: Chief Ghorgrimm Neverpuke

Conference: Golden City




TEAM BIO

Leaving the Mountains of Mourn to seek out more plentiful sources of food the Gluttons travelled across Norsca, Kislev and the Empire, feasting on livestock and villagers and playing Blood Bowl in-between meals to pass the time. The pickings were rich but the team began to tire of the somewhat monotonous Old World diet.

For unknown reasons the team received an invitation to the Secret League Invitational Challenge Cup, and now the Gluttons have access to an enormous smorgasbord of culinary delights! Here all kinds of exotic beings from all over the world gather in a single grand Blood Bowl league, ready to be put in ogre cookpots!

Hear the roar of our rumbling bellies, and despair!


TROPHY ROOM

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COOKBOOK

SEASON 2

Golden City Gladiators (Khainite Assassins) - Elf! Yum! Don't serve this to gnoblars, their bellies can't handle the knives.


Order of the Moustached Wolves (Cult of Ulric) - Protein rich manflesh. Wolf pelts give wild taste.


Badland Bruiserz (Big 'Uns) - Like big gnoblars! Mushroomy taste.


Swamp Creatures of the Fogeye (Fimir) - Lizard tail soup, a delicacy! The small ones taste like sulfur, sort them out.


Coastal Ghosts of Albion (Ethereal) - NO MEAT AT ALL, WORTHLESS.


Orion's Ocelots (Kurnous) - Boar! Wolf! Man! A complete smorgasbord!


Skirr's Skryre Winners (Clan Skryre) - Rats are stringy and bland and these are the worst of the lot. You get gas and have to pick metal parts from your teeth for days.

Nippon Hamburgers (Ninja 'Flings) - Yes! Small and fat, put between bread and enjoy. This is why we came to this place!

Night Swords (Blood Dragon) - Cold meat, and they bite you when you try to butcher them. Maybe not worth the bother?




SEASON 1

Coven of the Poisonous Apple (Witch Elves) - Maybe poisonous? Eat anyway. Hard to catch but delicious meat.


Magenta Limbs (Daemons of Nurgle) - Moldy and pungent, good with wine. Upsets weak stomachs.


Verhungern Hungerers (Sylvania Pact) - The very name makes you hungry! Dregs are meaty, good for stew.


Bel Aliad Palms (Dryads) - Some kind of living salad...? What?


Guhlamgoobar Butchers (Hobgoblins) - Stringy and tasteless, feed to gnoblars.


Congregation of the Holy Boot (Malal) - Fat, juicy feet! Perfect midgame snack.


Black Lotus Trading Company (Cathay) - Lean meat, tasty but not much fat. Use statue thing to make classic ogre rockstew, brings memories of childhood.


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Season tickets for Blood Bowl games can cost anything from 220 gold crowns for a Reikland Reavers cards, to a huge basket of iced buns for the Halfling Greenfield Grasshuggers team, to three chickens and a bag of rats for a lifetime of free Scarcrag Snivellers games!

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jortun Beastbreath
Ballbelcher
5 5 3 9
Bone-head, Hail Mary Pass, Mighty Blow, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, +AG
   34 0 1 0 10 6 53/76 250k
(150+100)k
  
2
Barof Meatmaw
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
3
Tobol Gravelgut
Ogre
5 5 1 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Block
 -ag 33 0 0 0 15 3 45/51 210k
(140+70)k
  
4
Goro the Roaster
Fire Belly
5 5 2 9
Bombardier, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Secret Weapon, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Strong Arm
   17 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
5
Ulwar the Ravenous
Yheti
5 5 1 7
Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Wild Animal
Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle
 -av 27 0 0 0 17 2 44/51 210k
(140+70)k
  
6
Hyacinth
Gorger
7 5 1 9
Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Block, Stand Firm, Break Tackle, +MA
   21 0 0 0 14 5 53/76 250k
(150+100)k
  
7
Bleb Wartbrain
Gnoblar
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   12 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
8
Robit Snoke
Gnoblar
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Poff the Fouler
Gnoblar
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Porp Shiftyeyes
Gnoblar
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
11
Relbo the Pathetic
Gnoblar
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   15 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
12
Yuppo the Unbright
Gnoblar
6 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint
   25 0 13 0 1 2 51/76 130k
(30+100)k
  
13
Flurb Three-Ear
Gnoblar
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   10 0 0 0 0 4 20/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
14
Barbo Noseblood
Gnoblar
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Froppy Snotpunch
Gnoblar
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   12 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
16
Sniffle Badhead
Gnoblar
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16 players  
Coach: Immanuel Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: SLICC Ogre Kingdom Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 2130k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2130k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (9/7/18) |TD Diff:-19 (37 - 56) |Cas Diff:-23 (51/30/10 - 78/25/11)
Last Opponent: Azgorh Black Gunners
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
SLICC Albion11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.0400k
SLICC Araby10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   1.0430k
SLICC Beastmen11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0250k
SLICC Black Ark10/0/10.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0330k
SLICC Black Dwarf10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0720k
SLICC Cathay20/0/20.5-3.01.5   1.5   0.0-2.5   0.0   0.515k
SLICC Clan Mors11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0120k
SLICC Cult of Ulric11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0300k
SLICC Daemons of Khorne10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.090k
SLICC Daemons of Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-5.0   0.0   1.010k
SLICC Daemons of Tzeentch10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   2.0-3.0   1.0   0.070k
SLICC Dryad20/0/20.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0185k
SLICC Elemental - Water11/0/02.0-1.04.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0230k
SLICC Ethereal10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0280k
SLICC Gnoblar10/0/11.0-3.04.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0140k
SLICC Gnome11/0/03.0-0.02.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-90k
SLICC Khainite Assassins20/0/20.5-2.51.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   1.045k
SLICC Khorne10/1/02.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-6.0   1.0   0.0-140k
SLICC Kurnous10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-180k
SLICC Ninja Flings10/0/11.0-2.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.010k
SLICC Nippon20/0/20.0-2.52.0   1.0   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.0405k
SLICC Northern Nippon11/0/01.0-0.01.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-40k
SLICC Orc Big 'Un10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0240k
SLICC Sisters of Sigmar10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-6.0   1.0   0.0-140k
SLICC Slaanesh10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0300k
SLICC Sylvania Pact21/0/11.0-1.50.5   1.5   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.5120k
SLICC Troll11/0/02.0-1.05.0   1.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   1.0260k
SLICC Tzeentch10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   2.0   0.0390k
SLICC Undead Pirates10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0390k
Total349/7/181.1-1.61.5   0.9   0.3-2.3   0.7   0.3174k