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Bogan Picnic Hamper Stealers
Skills Pending [L] Bricktops Boisterous Butchers

The Hamper Stealers were originally sponsored by Canada Die, a Naggarond-based bottler of fizzy drinks. Whether it's because the Dark Elves think it will be funny when some of the goblins go pop!, or some much more nefarious reason, we'll probably never find out after the contract wasn't renewed.

Fortunately, and we're sure this isn't an elaborate joke, the Stealers are being sponsored by the Prominent Vegans Black Box team, as their 'development' arm. Because there's a clear pathway for intrepid goblins straight into a violent Chaos Chosen team, right?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Auntieshape Sloppykiss
Troll 2
4 5 2+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard, +AG
   8 0 1 0 3 2 20/31 185k
(115+70)k
  
2
Girlfriendshape Hairyface
Troll 1
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Strong Arm, Guard
   16 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 175k
(115+60)k
  
4
Derek Surprise
Looney
6 2 3+ - 7+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge, Side Step
   11 0 0 0 0 4 21/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
5
Lancaster
Looney 03
6 2 3+ - 7+
Chainsaw, Loner, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 150k
(150+0)k
  
6
Seasonal Baublebounce
Fanatic
3 7 3+ - 7+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Guard
   7 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
7
Squeezy Biscuits
Goblin 02
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 15 0 0 0 3 1 14/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
9
Fatbag Jamslice
Bomma
6 2 3+ - 7+
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Side Step
   16 0 0 0 0 1 6/16 75k
(45+30)k
  
10
Dirty Funbags
Filcher
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   16 0 1 0 1 1 Peaked
10
 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Pongy Baconbreath
Goblin 16
6 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 13 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Maverick Boing-Boing
Pogoer 02
8 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Block, Side Step, +MA
   14 1 7 0 8 1 46/51 160k
(80+80)k
  
17
Aaron Darkeagle
Journeyman Riotous Rookie
5 1 2+ - 6+
Dodge, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 20k
(20+0)k
  
18
Alexander Bluefield
Journeyman Riotous Rookie
5 1 2+ - 6+
Dodge, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 20k
(20+0)k
  
10 players Bribery and Corruption, Low Cost Linemen
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Bricktops Boisterous Butchers Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 1325k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 204k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1365k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (4/1/11) |TD Diff:-14 (13 - 27) |Cas Diff:36 (51/17/9 - 27/9/5)
Last Opponent: Black Tooth Rips
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Bad Apples10/0/10.0-2.05.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-350k
Fazta ratyz10/0/10.0-2.05.0   2.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0100k
Black Tooth RIPs20/0/20.0-2.03.5   1.0   0.5-3.0   1.5   0.5-295k
Demonic Dudes of Death 21/0/11.0-2.01.5   1.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0100k
Gobbolchevickz10/0/10.0-3.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0360k
Les Sales Freux20/1/10.5-1.51.5   0.5   1.0-1.0   0.5   0.0-200k
Lowdown Dirty Dragoons21/0/11.0-0.53.0   0.5   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.5-165k
Night Goblin Nasties™21/0/11.5-1.55.0   1.5   2.5-0.5   0.0   0.5-80k
TheDeadisNotanEscuse!!!31/0/21.7-1.73.3   1.7   0.3-0.7   0.7   0.3-253k
Total164/1/110.8-1.73.2   1.1   0.6-1.7   0.6   0.3-121k