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Terrifying Toe Twisters
Roster [L] Terrifying Toe Twisters




Specials
SeasonTeam AwardsPlayer Awards
1--
2--
3--
4Division Winner (Headz)
XXXL Bowl Finalist		Top Scorer
5--
6--

NamePositionStatus

Bothersome Bertie
Retired
NamePositionStatus

Proudn Pist
Active (season 7)

Proudn Pist
Active (season 6)

Proudn Pist
Survived (season 5)

Zara Zoidberg
Survived (season 4)
Buddha Badoozie
Survived (XXXL Bowl 3)

Victor Victimonius
DEAD (season 3)
Buddha Badoozie
Survived (Season 2)
Mindy's moist meats and merrimentExpired
Focus on popular players0/0
Big Bertha's Booze, Beers and BeatingsExpired
Fan interaction1/3
All or nothing2/3
Tarkin & Toes Troll TaffyExpired
Raise Rage0/3
Tarkin & Toes Troll TaffyExpired
Raise Rage0/2
Fan interaction0/2
Fan interaction
Additional Payment		2/3
Raise Rage
Additional Payment		2/3
Flatulent Furious Fizzy drinksExpired
Dominate Social Media1/3
Big Bertha's Booze, Beers and BeatingsExpired
Focus on popular players0/3
Big Bertha's Booze, Beers and BeatingsExpired
Focus on popular players0/3
Big Bertha's Booze, Beers and BeatingsExpired
Promote a new Drink2/3
Promote a new Drink
Additional Payment		2/3
Promote a new Drink
Additional Payment		3/3
Raise Rage
Additional Payment		2/2
Big Bertha's Booze, Beers and BeatingsExpired
Fan interaction1/3
Gobfred Noblin's everyday dynamiteExpired
Dominate Social Media1/3
Bruno's Barbershop and mortuaryExpired
All of Nothin3/3
Dominate Social Media
Additional payment		0/3
Honest Joe's slightly used dentures rentalExpired
Fan interaction1/3
Conrad ClumaticRetired
Belot of InvulnerabilityMagic Cards
Flying CarpetMagic Cards
Spike Player FocusDirty tricks
Manipulated Dice TowerGoblin Cheaters
Voice in headTroll Cards
New friendWarpstone
Cooked WitchTroll Card
Warpstone ExperimentsCORRUPTION
Fair PlayCORRUPTION
Wizard BanCORRUPTION
Apoth StrikeCORRUPTION
Fails3
Pustulosis PeteActive
Fails10
Tarkin Toecrushern
Zara Zoidberg-st, -av
Ribby Ribrib-ma
Fanny Fabtabulous-ma
Disposable Doodoo-ma
Markusn
Una Ultracrepidate-av
Gnoblarific-ag
Raging Ragamuffin-ma
Doctor DieworkagainRetired
Fails3
Zara Zoidbergmng
Victor Victimonius (c)-ag
Witchdoctor Warbly WortlesRetired
Sharon Shamboozlern
Willy WaftMng
Fanny Fabtabulous-ma
Fails3
FanStatus
Toe LickerActive
Fan of Fanny FabtabulousRetired (20)
PanaludicrousRetired (10)
Terrible TerryRetired (3)
Innocent BystanderRetired (5)
Meku "Super Fan" TataRetired (11)
Queen QuinkydinkRetired (3)
Background

Prologue
The Terrifying Toe Twisters was created after a rather nasty bar brawl. Noone remembers the cause, but everyone remembers the outcome. Dead goblins everywhere, and not a dwarf to blame. Having watch the goblins fighting so fiercly for their beer (and life), Shraaaag decided to hire them all and form the forementionned team.
Now the journey starts. Who will dare standing in our way?
Black Lantern Cup
After a quick pre-season friendly, we went head first into the Black Lantern Cup. The trolls were fed and the fans cheering. We broke down the first opponents with our quick moves, and devestated the next opponent. Even surf killed one of their stars. In our third game, the tide turned and Nuffle withdrew its gifts. We did manage to beat the opponent into pulp, but did not manage to stop their scorer. Someone should make an accident happen to Poogzie.
The big cook
Failfest for both teams. The team with the most chainsaws won, 'nuf said..
The small cook
A weird first game. Both teams were messing around, and goblins were hiding in the dugouts, but limited carnage and Touchdowns
Second Season: Headz
A total failure. Went from failure to failure. Was twarted by corruption cards and awful die rolls. Better just forget this ever happened.
Black Lantern Cup 2
First game went well. I was about worried about our the new coach, as he seemed to play well. I still managed to best him.
Second game on ther other hand was awful. I did manage to keep up with Tourchdowns, but my blocks were toothless. In addition to that Sharon Shamboozler left this realm for good, and Poogzie is still alive.
Squig Westminister
Awesome and tight first game. Turned around 0-1 to 2-1.
Second game everything went wrong.
Third Season Headz
Started with 3 losses in a row, but managed to turn it around, and win the rest of the matches. Lost several key players this season.
XXXL Bowl 3
Team had lost abit of skills during the regular season, and the corruption cards worked against us. We still tried hard, but failed at important actions.
Warpstone Rage Festival
Knocked out after the first game. Too rusty and weird dice. At least I manage to get some cas.
Fourth Season Headz
Started season with a loss. Fired my old captain (Buddha Badoozie), now everything is fine. Won Headz!
Team statistics
ActionResultGame
Biggest win4-1Possibly the most Knives
Biggest Loss0-3[XXXL] Bad Apples
Broken Nose Nibblerz
Mad Moon Mischiefs
Most casualties done8Erratic Eccentric Entertainers
Moody Moonzz
Les Sales Freux
Most injuries received8Black Tooth Rips
XXXL Mad Bombers
Les Sales Freux
Most SPP earned27Possibly the most Knives
Winning streak4
Losing streak4
Current streak-
Black Market cards0 unused, 3 fizzled, 16 used
Corruption cards0 unused, 13 used
Skill rolls48 normals, 10 doubles, 2 mv, 1 ag, 1 st
Top Players
TopName#
Games
Tarkin Toecrusher
67
Completions (5)
Shrag Bowlgrinder
Flumscum
Fanny Fabtabulous
Belinda Boomer
Zara Zoidberg
1
Touchdowns (88)
Fanny Fabtabulous
Una Ultracrepidate
16
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (162)
Tarkin Toecrusher
28
Most Valuable Player (68)
Fanny Fabtabulous
7
Star Player Points (1059)
Una Ultracrepidate
97
Passing (18)
Fanny Fabtabulous
10
Rushing (1628)
Fanny Fabtabulous
455
Blocks (1822)
Tarkin Toecrusher
177
Fouls (229)
Proudn Pist (c)
96
Scoring Thrower
Flumscum
Fanny Fabtabulous
Zara Zoidberg
1
Blocking Thrower
Flumscum
Belinda Boomer
Fanny Fabtabulous
Zara Zoidberg
1
Blocking Scorer
Una Ultracrepidate
16
Triple
Flumscum
Fanny Fabtabulous
Zara Zoidberg
1
All-rounder
Players
Current Players
Past Players
RookieExperiencedVeteranEmerging Star
StarSuper StarLegend
Deaths
Second season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Stab
Köpenhägen Ïmmergeïl
Chainsaw
Mad Moon Mischiefs
Foul
Mad Moon Mischiefs
Block
Black Tooth Rips
Chainsaw
Mean Green Bogey Machines
Block
Grim Peak Gitz
Rock-Broken Nose Nibblerz
Third Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Chainsaw
Night Goblin Nasties™
Block
Broken Nose Nibblerz
Block
Mad Moon Mischiefs
Block
Mad Moon Mischiefs
Foul
XXXL Mad Bombers
Fourth Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Block
[XXXL] Green Gladiataazz
Fifth Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Block
ÜbelFiesDreckig
Block
[XXXL] Sartosa Black Flagz
BombGobbolchevickz
Sixth Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Block
Mad Moon Mischiefs
EatenMad Moon Mischiefs
Foul
Shroooooom Lovaz
Chainsaw
GoblinBowel Parasites
Block
Les Sales Freux
Chainsaw
Night Goblin Nasties™
Block
Night Goblin Nasties™
Seventh Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Kills
First Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Block
Test tickle testers
Surf-Test tickle testers
Second Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Block
Mean Green Bogey Machines
Foul
Broken Nose Nibblerz
Third Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Block
Possibly the most Knives
Block
Night Goblin Nasties™
Block
ÜbelFiesDreckig
Block
ÜbelFiesDreckig
Fourth Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Block
Is Eh Gob-FinnZ Teem
Block
Broken Nose Nibblerz
BombMoody Moonzz
Fifth Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
BombGobbolchevickz
Block
Da Snοtface Scraggas
Vomit
Bricktops Boisterous Butchers
Sixth Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Block
Mad Moon Mischiefs
Block
Mad Moon Mischiefs
Foul
Moody Moonzz
Foul
Moody Moonzz
Block
Moody Moonzz
Block
Mad Moon Mischiefs
Seventh Season
VictimMethodPerpetratorOpponent
Trades, Bribes and Awards
Second Season
PriceItemFrom
200k
Free agent
[XXXL] Bad Apples
20k
 (used)		The Great Bribery
(Matchday 7)
35kSpiked ball (used)The Great Bribery
(Matchday 7)
Third Season
PriceItemFrom
15kHashtut's Dentures (used)The Great Bribery
(Desperate team)
15kThere must be a winner (used)The Great Bribery
(Desperate team)
40k
 (used)		The Great Bribery
(Round 1)
30k3 to 5 (used)The Great Bribery
(Round 1)
20k
 (used)		The Great Bribery
(Round 2)
180k
Free agent
25kRusty spoon (used)The Great Bribery
(Round 3)
10kCook (fizzled)The Great Bribery
(Round 4)
10kRule of 7s (used)The Great Bribery
(Round 4)
10k
 (used)		The Great Bribery
(Round 5)
10kFudging the Team Sheet (fizzled)The Great Bribery
(Round 6)
10kRansom (fizzled)The Great Bribery
(Round 7)
80kZapped Circle of Doom (used)The Great Bribery
(Round 7)
Fourth Season
PriceItemFrom
25kThe Fixer (used)The Great Bribery
(Round 1)
25kSpiked Ball (used)The Great Bribery
(Round 1)
130k
Free agent
120k
Funny Fungal Flatulence
Fifth Season
PriceItemFrom
AwardLacsidasical Rules (used)Division winner
AwardWizard Ban (used)XXXL Bowl finalst
25kSmear it with Glue (used)The Great Bribery
(Round 1)
180k
Free Agent
60kRigged Coin (used)The Great Bribery
(Round 5)
300k
Uranium Users Union
500k
Kitten Squishers Inc
Seventh Season
PriceItemFrom
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tank Tabbospeez
Troll 1
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard, Block
   24 0 0 0 5 2 19/31 165k
(115+50)k
  
2
Dadurr Dadurr
Troll 2
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard, Grab
   5 0 0 0 2 4 20/31 155k
(115+40)k
  
3
Disposable Doodoo
Riotous Rookie
5 1 4+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty
   26 0 0 0 1 0 Peaked
2
 20k
(20+0)k
  
4
Tarkin Toecrusher
Fanatic
4 7 3+ - 11+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Block, Mighty Blow, +MA, Guard
   67 0 0 0 28 2 64/76 160k
(70+90)k
  
5
Crank McShank
Kitten Squishers Inc Gang Leader
7 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dodge, Leader, Pogo Stick, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Sure Hands
   3 0 0 0 1 1 31/51 160k
(80+80)k
  
6
Pustulosis Pete
Shaman
6 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
   39 0 1 0 2 0 Peaked
0
 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Proudn Pist (c)
'Ooligan
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Sneaky Git, Side Step, Diving Tackle
 n 32 0 3 0 8 1 68/76 155k
(65+90)k
  
8
Sizzi Schnarf
Goblin 01
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   10 0 2 0 0 3 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Some french guy
Riotous Rookie
5 1 4+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
Penny Painful
Cheerleader
6 2 2+ - 7+
Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Raging Ragamuffin
Pogoer
8 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty
Sure Feet, Block, +MA
   11 0 7 0 0 3 34/51 145k
(75+70)k
  
13
Zara Zoidberg
Warpstone Cultist 03
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Horns, Two Heads, Foul Appearance, Prehensile Tail
   62 1 4 0 9 5 55/76 125k
(45+80)k
  
14
Markus
Rat Ogre
6 6 5+ 5+ 9+
Animal Savagery, Frenzy, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail
Juggernaut, +ST, Tackle, Claws
 -ag 18 0 0 0 16 3 73/76 300k
(150+150)k
  
16
Toe Licker
Fan
5 1 4+ 5+ 7+
Decay, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 0k
(0+0)k
  
14 players Bribery and Corruption, Low Cost Linemen
Coach: Shraaaag Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Terrifying Toe Twisters Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1675k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 359.5k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1715k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:68 (33/9/26) |TD Diff:9 (88 - 79) |Cas Diff:-55 (127/60/17 - 166/74/19)
Last Opponent: Night Goblin Nasties™