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Five Dwarves, Really
Retired [B] Dwarf

Box Trophy 5

We don't really know what we're doing, but we have AV9, so how bad could it go? Eat fist, elf scum.



Game 1: BBT5 opener, and we draw goblins, getting a BH against one on our first block. We roll doubles for Dodge on the runner afterwards. I feel like Malmir!
Idiot.. I forgot to enroll the team in the tourney.

Game 1-B: After joining, we get a 2-0 win over some dark elves whose coach said he had been drinking. We believe him.
Game 2: Nobody told a new coach with new elves that breaking AV9 was suppose to be hard. Took us a while to snap out of it and punch back.
Game 3: Some Spanish whiner thought he deserved a win instead of a draw because my dice were too lucky. Not fun to read his rant about how awesome he was.
Game 4: Two bad GFI fails I didn't really need to make allowed the slann to lead at the half. I had a draw, risked going for a win, and lost. Mostly my fault.
Game 5: We face Malmir's new Underworld team, and we get the coin toss, and a BLITZ, and all the luck I have always wanted against a legend.
Game 6: A draw vs. darkies. Out of re-rolls, he 1d POWs my blodge carrier with a Loner. Table flip. My offense kind of sucks.
Game 7: Draw vs. block-less Nurgle. My offense DOES suck. Both teams luck into a score, but their awesome POWs stop any chance I had to win.
Game 8: Stupid dwarves can't counter-score on the lizards in the first. After some removal, we risk trying for 2 TD in the 2nd, and it finally pays off.
Game 9: Slayer's humans have a horrible 1st half, and miss one key dodge, to ruin their 2nd half.
Game 10: After a game with decent dice, I screw up a win by giving igino's 8 noresemen 3 turns to score. He gets great dice then, and they do. Draw. My bad.
Game 11: Loss vs. decent necro. I'm mad at myself after this one, and I'm not sure why. Ass offense?
Game 12: We finally beat somebody up. Despite a lack of pro-elves to stop us, my ass-hats still need a GFI re-roll to score on Turn 8.
Game 13: Well coached skaven. We almost stopped them, but didn't. They did not stop us. GG.
Game 14: Just two ork re-rolls, and that bites them in both halves. 1-0 win.
Game 15: A slow 2-1 grind against '2 re-roll woodies' who liked to waste re-rolls.

Final Win % - 70%
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
2
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
  15 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Dodge, +AG
  15 1 5 0 2 3 35/ 170k
(80+90)k
 
4
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Kick-Off Return, Leader
  15 1 11 0 1 1 41/ 140k
(80+60)k
 
5
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Side Step
  5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(70+30)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  12 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(70+30)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  15 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  15 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
  15 0 0 0 9 2 28/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Side Step
  15 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 100k
(70+30)k
 
11
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
  14 0 1 0 6 1 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1520k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1520k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (8/5/2) |TD Diff:9 (19 - 10) |Cas Diff:17 (17/9/4 - 7/5/1)
Last Opponent: L.A Snow's Warrior