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Orcidas Present Lump An' Da Snots Team Info
Background In the wake of what the media monikered "The Temple of the Great Blast", as sole survivor Lump had garnered a lot of media attention. S.N.O.T. Sports Management Company seized on this notoriety and told Lump of all the great opportunities they'd be able maximise so he could 'monitise' his experience. In the absence of any sentient reply, they quickly slapped his handprint on a contract and got to work. Lucrative sponsorship deals shortly followed, and inevitably a new CIBBL franchise was born. The S.N.O.T. System Here at S.N.O.T Sports Management we believe strongly in entertainment, equality and of course the importance of fair sporting competition. Over the years there have been many argument about whether Blood Bowl in its present format favours certain races over others, be that skilful elves or punishing Orcs. When agreeing terms to bring Lump An' Da Snots (L.A.D.S.) into the CIBBL family, S.N.O.T. Sports Management ensured they would be bringing in the patented S.N.O.T. System for determining the final outcome of their games. We believe wholeheartedly that the patented S.N.O.T. System is by far the best way to measure the inclusiveness and entertainment value of a Blood Bowl match. Therefore it is right that it rewards those that are helping to 'grow the game'. So what is the patented S.N.O.T. System? It falls into 4 categories that reward those that embrace inclusiveness on and off the field, and those that focus on the spectacle that is Blood Bowl! Victory in a match will be awarded to the team with the highest accumulated score over the following 4 categories: + Stomps - Number of Fouls resulting in Casualties Here at S.N.O.T. Sports Management we understand the fans love a good foul. No need for elven agility or Black Orc brute strength, it something millions of children/spawn/other can practice happily at home and be just like their heroes. What could be more inclusive. + Numbers - Total number of player in each dugout before kickoff Inclusiveness means making the game available for all. Teams should be rewarded for giving those opportunities to those lucky few. It's one thing for little Griff or Varag to dream of taking to the Astrogranite like their more famous namesakes, but teams that make that possible by just turning up to the stadium must be recognised. + Objects in flight - Number of Casualties causes by flying objects Whilst S.N.O.T. Sport Management complete recognise the thrilling sight of a Elven long bomb pass, for many it doesn't carry the jeopardy to really get those juices flowing. Since time immemorial, whether Orc, Elf or other, people have loved to see dare devils taking on death defying acts. What brings home that thrill more so than taking your life into your own hands throwing a bomb. Or your life into someone else's hands as their projectile. + Touchdowns - Number of Scores for the team Because that's still one of the objectives of the game, right? Remember the S.N.O.T. System Bringing the game back to the fans! |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Brawler |
n | 49 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 7 | 54/76 | 195k
(115+80)k |
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2 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 6+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Brawler, Stand Firm, Grab |
n, -ag | 50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 53/76 | 195k
(115+80)k |
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3 |
Pump Wagon
|
5 | 5 | 5+ | - | 9+ | Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm Brawler, +MA, Guard |
n | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 38/51 | 165k
(105+60)k |
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4 |
Pump Wagon
|
4 | 5 | 5+ | - | 9+ | Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 105k
(105+0)k |
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5 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 5+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
-av, m | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 15k
(0)k |
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6 |
Fungus Flingas
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 4+ | 6+ | Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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7 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 15k
(15+0)k |
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8 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 15k
(15+0)k |
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9 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 15k
(15+0)k |
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10 |
Stilty Runnas
|
6 | 1 | 2+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty Sure Feet, +AG, Jump Up |
  | 23 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 48/51 | 100k
(20+80)k |
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11 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy Diving Tackle |
  | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 35k
(15+20)k |
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12 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
  | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 15k
(15+0)k |
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13 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 15k
(15+0)k |
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14 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
  | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 15k
(15+0)k |
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15 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy Dirty Player, Sneaky Git |
  | 36 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 29/31 | 65k
(15+50)k |
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16 |
Snotling
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 15k
(15+0)k |
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15 players (+1 player missing next game) | Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption, Low Cost Linemen | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 52 (22/15/15) | | | TD Diff: | 11 (64 - 53) | | | Cas Diff: | -157 (44/30/9 - 139/76/25) |
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Last Opponent: Missionaries Of Malal |