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Retired [C] Imperial Nobility

Dear and gentle reader, we live in interesting times... Interesting times bring interesting opportunities. Interesting opportunities bring graft and corruption, bribery in high (and low) places, money-laundering, skullduggery, nepotism, decadence, degeneracy and moral turpitude, along with all conceivable forms of criminal enterprise. Everything is traded and for sale - especially noble titles and high public office.

And so it is, dearest and gentlest of readers, that in our day the once noble ranks of the Blood Bowl playing aristocracy have been filled with vermin, cut-purses, cut-throats, riffraff, scoundrels, impostors, snobs, nouveaux riches, rascals, chancers - indeed every denizen of the worst hives of scum and villainy that this blasted earth has ever vomited forth.

They make a desert and call it social climbing!

[Note: Not wanting to tax the patience of our dear and gentle reader, we have used the short forms of the once noble titles. For example: "Warden of the Cinque Stadia" in lieu of "His Supreme Excellency Warden of the Cinque Stadia, Marquis of Middenland, Keeper of Nuffle's Sacred Memorabilia (disputed), Bailiff of the Howling Hills Hundreds, Grand Knight of the Order of the Armoured Codpiece, Third Cup-Bearer to His Imperial Majesty, &c., &c.".]
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
His Lordship Loadsamoney
Noble Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block, Catch
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 105k
(105+0)k
  
2
His Grace Gotrichquick
Noble Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block, Catch
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 105k
(105+0)k
  
3
The Lord Privy Seal
Bodyguard
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Stand Firm, Wrestle
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Warden of the Cinque Stadia
Bodyguard
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Stand Firm, Wrestle
 n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
The Lord Chief Match-Fixer
Bodyguard
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Stand Firm, Wrestle
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Holder of the Chamberpot
Imperial Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Running Pass
   3 1 0 0 0 1 5/ 75k
(75+0)k
  
8
Master of the Horse
Imperial Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Running Pass
Sure Hands
   3 2 0 0 1 1 2/ 95k
(75+20)k
  
9
The Horse
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 45k
(45+0)k
  
10
And Groom
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
Wrestle
   3 0 0 0 0 1 1/ 55k
(45+10)k
  
17
Ian Whitefire
Journeyman Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 45k
(45+0)k
  
18
Alexander Hotbone
Journeyman Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 45k
(45+0)k
  
9 players Old World Classic
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Imperial Nobility Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 1030k (±150) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1030k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 3 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1125k

Games Played:3 (0/1/2) |TD Diff:-3 (0 - 3) |Cas Diff:-2 (2/0/0 - 0/2/2)
Last Opponent: Renacer Lagarto