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P [L] Elven Union

Season 28: AFC West Champions! Playoffs: first round loss to Denver

Season 29: AFC West Champions and the #1 seed, bringing home the best record in the league at 11/1/2. After sitting back for the bye week, managed to eke out a win v. the New Ziggland Chariots thanks to an excellent wizard and a lucky missed dodge by Travis Lewis, who was out to sack the carrier. Then we killed that beautiful bull on a foul... whaaaaat! Up against Cleaved Land for the AFC Championship, the squad just absolutely fell apart. Removals in the first half came fast and furious, and then the coach made a fatal error while trying the OTTD, asking his catcher to sidestep to the wrong square. Second half was a wizard battle, but the elves, though they were able to retake the ball using their own fireball, eventually fell to the mighty fists of Chaos.

Season 30: Wha... what's going on? Pretty sure the season was played but there's nothing in the team's historical albums about what transpired. All that can be seen is a cryptic scratching that reads 3/6/5, possibly D'Elric's locker combination.

Season 31: AFC West Champions! Cruised into midseason break with a cool 6/1/0 record, despite losing two draft picks along the way. Finished 10/2/2 with the 2 seed in the AFC... but lost 2 more draft picks in the back half of the season. Eventually lost to No-Skincinnatti in kicks during the playoffs, one of the most brutal games the team had endured.

Formerly this rag-tag bunch
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Jordan Kitna [TCU]
Catcher
9 4 2+ 4+ 8+
Catch, Nerves of Steel
+ST, Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA, Side Step
 n, m 41 0 26 0 8 3 Legend
116
 280k
(0)k
  
3
Got the Morbs
Catcher
8 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Catch, Nerves of Steel
 n, m 5 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 100k
(0)k
  
4
Pinky
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
5
Hill [MzST]
Blitzer
8 3 2+ 3+ 9+
Block, Side Step
Tackle, +MA, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Dodge
 n, n, m 15 0 2 0 3 2 11/50 215k
(0)k
  
6
"Gorgeous" George the Animal Steel
Blitzer
7 3 2+ 3+ 9+
Block, Side Step
Dodge
   9 0 3 0 0 1 7/20 135k
(115+20)k
  
7
D'Elric Carr
Thrower
7 2 2+ 2+ 8+
Pass
Accurate, Cannoneer, Sure Hands, +MA
 -st, m 44 35 0 0 0 1 3/32 155k
(0)k
  
8
Jammy Garoppolelf
Thrower
6 3 2+ 2+ 8+
Pass
Dodge
 n 14 0 0 0 0 0 1/20 95k
(75+20)k
  
9
Only Mostly Dead
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Alex Bars
Lineman
6 3 2+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Wrestle, Strip Ball
 -pa, n, -av 25 0 1 0 1 3 4/28 110k
(60+50)k
  
11
Zagnut
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+ m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(0)k
  
12
Martin Fastshield
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
 n 20 0 2 0 1 2 5/24 90k
(60+30)k
  
14
Inky
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+ n, n, m 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(0)k
  
15
Clyde
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Fend
   7 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 70k
(60+10)k
  
16
Regular Eggs
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Frenzy
 n 14 0 0 0 0 3 9/24 90k
(60+30)k
  
8 players (+6 players missing next game) Elven Kingdoms League
Coach: wintergreen13 Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Elven Union Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1010k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 370k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1880k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:45 (25/10/10) |TD Diff:22 (74 - 52) |Cas Diff:-87 (14/25/2 - 54/63/11)
Last Opponent: No-Skincinnati Bungles