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Ray Lewis is a weakling
Roster [X] Halfling

Oompa Loompa Oompadee doo
You'd best look out as we're coming for you.
Oompa Loompa Oompadee pie
You'd better know that we're not prone to lie.

None are as hard as the old Muffin man
when he is armed with a big frying pan
you'd better run so you're not where he's at
Someone once said that he killed ... a ... cat!
you'dallbetterrunaway...

Oompa Loompa Oompadee ants
We all agree ray lewis is pants
By that we dont mean he's underwear
But given wet paper the boy couldn't tear

We're not 'fraid of his macho trash talk
One look at us and ray lewis would baulk
(he's not even half of the man that is faulk)
we have the speed, the power and class
To beat that home boy's pear-ly ass.
ravenspatsandseahawkssuck
(marshallnottheotherone)

But just to think we once sat at our home
making our soup from a sprout and a bone
liv-ing withyourfolks when you are sixty three
is'nt as fun as you'd think.. it'd.. be

Soon we will feast 'pon the fat of the land
Wenches wil eat from the palm of our hand
Our agent just got us a sponsorship deal
With medisure i.. hope... its... real.
whatsthisaccidentaldeath..?

We've played the game, you're about an inch tall
and just to think we once thought we were small
The treemen are here just to hold back the fans
just like they do for our nu metal bands

But please dont worry for we won't gloat
When we have got our hands around your throat
We'll have to give you another chance
Once we have finished our vic-tree dance...
holycrapthoseguysarebig...

I know this has gone on too long
But it is our car-ou-sing (timewasting) song
We've just noticed how big you are
And are trying to run quite far

No way out here quick try theother side
crap, get a spade we'll dig somewhere to hide
Who's bright idea "Lets all play on concrete"
Its so not fair we're in the sheeet.
pleasejustletusrunaway

Words and Lyrics by phikl
Tune from charlie and the chocolate factory: the oompa loompa song

This is proof of how dull temping really is, dont do it. get a real job
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 2 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+AG
  6 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 150k
(118)k
 
2
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  6 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(99)k
 
3
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Catch
n, m 6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(0)k
 
4
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(15)k
 
5
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 1 0 1 0 0 3/6 30k
(15)k
 
6
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Jump Up
  5 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 60k
(20)k
 
7
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
m 6 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(0)k
 
8
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(15)k
 
9
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 1 0 0 2/6 30k
(15)k
 
10
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
 
11
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(15)k
 
12
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(15)k
 
13
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(15)k
 
14
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
  3 0 4 0 1 0 14/16 50k
(20)k
 
15
Star Player
2 7 1 10
Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Star, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
180k
(205)k
 
16
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: phikl Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 7  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 7  
Team Value: 1400k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (2/1/3) |TD Diff:-3 (8 - 11) |Cas Diff:-10 (5/3/2 - 11/8/1)
Last Opponent: Celebar