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Charbroiled Hamfists
Roster [L] Halfling

Title: "The Charbroiled Hamfists: A Blood Bowl Saga"

Introduction:
In the perilous world of Warhammer, where chaos and battles reign supreme, an extraordinary sports team emerged, bringing their own unique flavor to the ferocious game of Blood Bowl. This is the epic tale of the Charbroiled Hamfists, a team comprised of fearless Warhammer Halflings who defied expectations and embraced the chaotic nature of the game. Led by their unorthodox and retired zookeeper manager, Fongo, they embarked on a thrilling journey to honor the god Nuffle and leave an indelible mark on the Blood Bowl arena.

Chapter 1: Fongo's Vision
Deep within the lush forests of the Moot, Fongo, a retired zookeeper with a twinkle in his eye, envisioned a team that would combine the cunning nature of Halflings with the ferocity of the Blood Bowl arena. Inspired by tales of the god Nuffle, who brought fortune and chaos to the game, Fongo handpicked a group of fearless Halflings to form the Charbroiled Hamfists. Their name, inspired by Fongo's legendary barbecues, symbolized their unyielding spirit and the fiery determination they would bring to the game.

Chapter 2: Unconventional Training Methods
As a retired zookeeper, Fongo brought a unique perspective to training the Charbroiled Hamfists. Drawing on his understanding of animal behavior, he instilled discipline, agility, and resilience in his team. Fongo devised drills that tested their reflexes, taught them to anticipate their opponents' moves, and unleashed their wild spirit. He challenged them to embrace the chaos and unpredictability of Blood Bowl, ensuring they were prepared for any challenge that awaited them on the field.

Chapter 3: The Rise of the Charbroiled Hamfists
Word of the Charbroiled Hamfists quickly spread throughout the Blood Bowl community. The team's fiery spirit and Fongo's unorthodox coaching methods captured the attention of fans and rivals alike. The Halflings' audacious style of play, characterized by unexpected strategies and fearless tackles, earned them both admiration and trepidation. The Charbroiled Hamfists became renowned for their resilience, embracing the unpredictable nature of Blood Bowl and adapting to any situation with tenacity and cunning.

Chapter 4: Honoring Nuffle
As devout followers of the god Nuffle, the Charbroiled Hamfists saw every Blood Bowl match as an opportunity to honor their deity. Fongo instilled in his team a deep respect for the chaotic nature of the game, emphasizing the importance of embracing both victory and defeat. The Hamfists played with an unwavering belief that Nuffle's favor could shift in an instant, celebrating each success and learning from every setback. Their commitment to the spirit of Blood Bowl made them formidable opponents and a force to be reckoned with.

Chapter 5: Quest for Blood Bowl Glory
Bolstered by their growing reputation, the Charbroiled Hamfists set their sights on the pinnacle of Blood Bowl achievement: winning the Blood Bowl championship. Fongo's strategic brilliance and the Halflings' unwavering commitment to chaos and cunning propelled them through thrilling matches. As they faced off against teams of all races, including towering Orcs and ferocious Dwarves, the Hamfists relied on their agility, wit, and a touch of Nuffle's luck to outmaneuver and outscore their opponents.

Chapter 6: A Legacy in Chaos
While the Charbroiled Hamfists' journey to claim the Blood Bowl championship was fraught with challenges, their legacy extended far beyond the realm of victories and defeats. Fongo's unorthodox coaching style and his unwavering belief in the power of chaos inspired future generations of Halflings to embrace their unyielding spirit. The Charbroiled Hamfists' name became synonymous with fierce determination, calculated chaos, and the honor of playing in the name of Nuffle.

Epilogue:
The Charbroiled Hamfists' epic journey in the Blood Bowl arena left an indelible mark on the sport and the hearts of their fans. Fongo's leadership, the Halflings' unwavering spirit, and their dedication to honoring Nuffle elevated them to legendary status. The Charbroiled Hamfists showed the world that size and convention were no match for chaos, determination, and the fiery spirit that burned within each Halfling player.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Fongo Hamfist
Hefty Zookeeper
5 2 3+ 3+ 8+
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
 n, n 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
2
Adalynn Frith
Altern Forest Treeman
2 6 5+ 5+ 11+
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Block, Grab
 n 9 5 0 0 8 2 7/28 190k
(120+70)k
  
3
Camille Frith
Altern Forest Treeman
2 6 5+ 5+ 11+
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Block, Break Tackle, Pile Driver
   10 6 0 0 6 5 4/32 200k
(120+80)k
  
4
Marko
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Diving Catch
   4 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 65k
(55+10)k
  
5
Polo
Halfling Catcher
5 1 3+ 5+ 7+
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet, Jump Up
 -st 10 0 3 0 3 1 5/24 95k
(55+40)k
  
6
Hunto
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3+ 3+ 8+
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Side Step
   10 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Lucko
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Farco
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 4+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
 -ag, n 10 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 40k
(30+10)k
  
9
Grolo
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Grab
   4 0 0 0 2 1 2/20 50k
(30+20)k
  
10
Trilli
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Borro
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Torro
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Folo
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Grotto
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
14 players Halfling Thimble Cup, Old World Classic
Coach: jackpassanisi Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1080k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 105k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (1/4/5) |TD Diff:-6 (9 - 15) |Cas Diff:-5 (12/11/1 - 15/12/2)
Last Opponent: Rat-Pack Stack