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Deep within the Chaos Wastes, lived a particularly dull and gulli-bull tribe of Slaangors: The Divine Bovine. The tribe were devoted solely to celebrating the elegance of the ungulate form through poetry recitals, making jewellery out of udders, and a disturbing ritual called the ‘Rubbing of the Bulls’.

Angered by this non-warlike behaviour (and secretly covetous of an udder necklace), Khorne sent a Khorngor, Creutzfeldt-Jakob (aka CJ) the Mad Cow, to corrupt the clan and subvert them to his worship.

CJ gave them corn that had been soaked in warpstone contaminated beef stock, laced their water supply with steroids, burped and bleated through recitals, introduced hidden micro-transactions to their bartering system, and played loud jungle music during the Rubbing.

Being a peaceful tribe, they did not know how to respond. At first, they were simply bewildered beasts; however endlessly tormented and corrupted from within, the tribe began to lose their appreciation for beauty and grace, and became irrational, belligerent degenerates longing to butt and gore all in sight.

CJ had successfully cloven the tribe from the worship of Slaanesh and turned them to Khorne. The Divine Bovine were no longer; they were now the Oxy-Morons.

Khorne was pleased – although still sadly lacking his necklace as all jewellery (and many an udder) had been crushed during one of the tribe’s destructive rampages.

Behooven to play Blood Bowl, on entering the field, the Morons bellow their terri-bull, idiotic, bray-zen, milk-curdling battle cry of “Cud for the Cud God!”
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
3
Bestigor
6 4 3+ 5+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 2 0 1 0 8/18 110k
(110+0)k
 
4
Bestigor
6 4 3+ 5+ 9+
Horns
Block
  2 0 2 0 0 0 0/20 130k
(110+20)k
 
5
Bestigor
6 4 3+ 5+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 1 0 0 1 7/18 110k
(110+0)k
 
6
Bestigor
6 4 3+ 5+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 110k
(110+0)k
 
8
Gor
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Gor
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
10
Gor
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
11
Gor
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Gor
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
14
Fry
Ungor
7 2 3+ 3+ 8+
Dodge
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Gor
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Fend, Loner
  1 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 70k
(60+10)k
 
10 players Favoured of Khorne
Coach: The_Squigadier Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Beastmen Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1050k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (2/0/0) |TD Diff:5 (5 - 0) |Cas Diff:5 (2/3/1 - 0/0/1)
Last Opponent: Scratch Lane Dispersers