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TEAM BIO Dr John Wendysdottir and his "Fully Qualified" Nurses help prevent fully alive patients from having diseases by removing one part of that equation. Check out their Medical Roster TROPHY ROOM Dr Wendy Johnson herself had over 22 Doctorates. Dr John Wendysdottir only has 3. Surgeries/Victims Big Al And other's Lizards have not been on the surgery table yet. cheez-it christ Rats are perfect for spready plague so we haven't admitted any yet. Classic Capers 07/01/24:Although it was all fake so there were no lasting deaths or injuries Poltergeist II Freeman will always have the scars from medical malpractice. Gracie Stil Freeman will always have the scars from medical malpractice. Clattering Bonces Dr Wendy is racist to all elves and hasn't taken any elf patients yet. Disgraceful Kongs We don't test on primates, yet. Field-Ghouls 06/21/24:Although it was all fake so there were no lasting deaths or injuries J.P. Morgan Freeman will always feel the effects of this surgery. Steven Tyler Perry had his shoulder adjusted. Ignoble Gases Nobles normally have better health care but we will snag some soon. Keebler Elves 76 Dr Wendy is racist to all elves and hasn't taken any elf patients yet. Orking the Genus 06/08/24: Although it was all fake so there were no lasting deaths or injuries Scatella was given neck surgery Phallus was the victim of medical malpractice (RIP) 08/01/24: There were no patients admitted. Sack. Raze. Repeat Chaos Patients are too impatient to fill out the necessary paperwork. Will work with them to get some patients admitted in due time. Tell Tale Hearts Dr Wendy is racist to all elves and hasn't taken any elf patients yet. Discharged Players The legend Martin Silentfield was part of one operation as a traveling nurse. He took out three boisterous patients, promptly died and joined the patients. His actions were so great though he won MVP(on the patients side) for match. The beloved leader of the hospital Dr Wendy Johnson was ruthlessly murdered by the Agents of Khorne. While no one was surprised they did it, the Team has since become invested in their downfall. *** Did you know... Dr Johnson was such a good doctor(or surgeon or whatever) that she took underqualified nurses under her tentacles and trained them how to properly apply incisions with or without any instruments. She also kept some of her long time patients with her. She named them after which disease they have that she was curing them of (or was it infecting, she gets those mixed up sometimes) Dr John Wendysdottir has since taken over the Hospital lead role. He aims to maintain Wendy's stance on medicine, mainly that its overrated. Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Rotspawn
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4 | 5 | 5+ | - | 10+ | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Plague Ridden, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/18 | 140k
(140+0)k |
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| 2 |
Bloater
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4 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Plague Ridden, Regeneration Block, Guard |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 6/24 | 155k
(115+40)k |
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| 3 |
Bloater
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4 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Plague Ridden, Regeneration Block, Thick Skull |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 2/24 | 145k
(115+30)k |
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| 4 |
Bloater
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4 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Plague Ridden, Regeneration Block |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0/20 | 135k
(115+20)k |
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| 5 |
Bloater
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4 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Plague Ridden, Regeneration Block |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0/20 | 135k
(115+20)k |
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| 6 |
Pestigor
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns, Plague Ridden, Regeneration Block, Sure Hands, Two Heads, Dodge |
14 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1/32 | 175k
(75+100)k |
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| 7 |
Pestigor
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns, Plague Ridden, Regeneration Block, Frenzy |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 3/24 | 115k
(75+40)k |
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| 8 |
Pestigor
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns, Plague Ridden, Regeneration Wrestle, Tackle |
12 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 8/24 | 115k
(75+40)k |
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| 9 |
Pestigor
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns, Plague Ridden, Regeneration Block |
7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4/20 | 95k
(75+20)k |
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| 10 |
Rotter Lineman
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5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 9+ | Decay, Plague Ridden Kick, Block, Frenzy |
n | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5/28 | 65k
(35+30)k |
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| 11 |
Rotter Lineman
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5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 9+ | Decay, Plague Ridden Dirty Player |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/20 | 55k
(35+20)k |
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| 12 |
Rotter Lineman
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5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 9+ | Decay, Plague Ridden Block, Shadowing |
14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1/24 | 65k
(35+30)k |
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| Games Played: | 14 (12/2/0) | | | TD Diff: | 18 (22 - 4) | | | Cas Diff: | 22 (19/17/1 - 3/10/2) |
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