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Zaragoz Goatz [GDR]
Roster [L] Goatz





The Club
GDR Waaag
Zuper-Hated



THE MOZT VRUTAL KLUB IN GDR
  • Location: Zomewhere in thiz World
  • Ztadium: KrunchKranch Arena
  • Konferenze: Who knowz yet
  • Colourz: DarkVlue and Yellow

Kurrent Koach:
  • Karrashantemi (zince Zeazon GDR1)




A ZENZITIBE PHILOZOPHY IN GDR LEAGUE

Zome aztivitiez requirez konziztenzi and pazzion.
And noVodi haBe more than goatz.

Goats haBe hard zkulls to konvinze their riBalz of our ztrength.
And our hornZ help to put our argumentz deep inzide in their headz.

Pazzion for punch/block, for fight/blitz, for jumping/dodging and for winning/zurviving.
Goatz are trained in thoze zkillz since born.

So it’s time for goating around Fummbl and GDR world.

Our loBed hymn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOLxZ5XHQqA



GDR Waaag
updated starting Season GDR1






# GamesWin %RecordTDs for/againstCas for/againstRank
Zeasonz
xx%
xx/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx
xx

# GamesWin %RecordTDs for/againstCas for/againstRank
Zeazon 1
xx%
xx/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx
xx
Pozition
Zeazon 2
xx%
xx/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx
xx
Pozition
Zeazon 3
xx%
xx/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx
xx
Pozition


# GamesWin %RecordTDs for/againstCas for/againstRank
Zeazon 1
xx%
xx/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx
xx
xxth Pozition

# GamesWin %RecordTDs for/againstCas for/againstRank
KoS-S vs KoS-E
xx%
xx/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx
13
xxth of xx
S1 Finalz
xx%
xx/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx
xx
Pozition


# GamesWin %RecordTDs for/againstCas for/againstRank
Season 2
61%
6/4/2
15
9
21
22
KoV Trophy

# GamesWin %RecordTDs for/againstCas for/againstRank
West vs South
48%
3/4/2
9
7
13
18
8th of 20
S2 Play-offs
100%
3/-/-
6
2
8
4
Winner


# GamesWin %RecordTDs for/againstCas for/againstRank
Season 3
xx%
xx/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx
xx
Pozition

# GamesWin %RecordTDs for/againstCas for/againstRank
North vs South
56%
5/-/4
12
10
16
10
-th
S3 Jester Cup
0%
-/-/1
1
2
1
4
1RJester



AWARDZ AND TROPHIEZ
  • Zeazon GDR1 - We will win for Zure
  • Zeazon GDR2 - We will win for Zure again





THE HALL OF VEZT ORKZ
  • Top BGS Earned Spp .. XX spp - (Pozition)
  • Top Scorer ............... xx TDs - xx (Pozition)
  • Top Passer ............... xx CPs - xx (Pozition)
  • Top Blocker .............. xx Cas - xx (Pozition)
  • Top Best Player ....... xxx Cost - xx (Pozition)
  • Most Interceptions ... none
  • Most Games played .... xx Games - xxx (Pozition)

  • Highest Attendance .. xx.000 Sx Rx (vs xxxxxx)
  • Lowest Attendance .... x.000 Sx Rx (vs xxxx)



THE VOOK OF INZULTS AND REBENGEZ

updated Zeazon GDRxx Ending xx Round


The Waaag of Goatz demandz to Zee the Vezt BloodBowl and Zquidhornz will demoztrate that Goatz can reach the highezt leBel.

So letz defeating the 5 Zuperhated Neibourghood of the Wezt FranchiZe (the so-called Ztupid Znothingz).


Badlands Black Feathers
Kozilek
# GamesWin %RecordTD for/againstCas for/against
xx
xx%
x/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx/xx/xx
xx/xx/xx

Iron Crag Clawz
Asteflix
# GamesWin %RecordTD for/againstCas for/against
xx
xx%
x/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx/xx/xx
xx/xx/xx

Sartosa Kraken
Kondor
# GamesWin %RecordTD for/againstCas for/against
xx
xx%
x/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx/xx/xx
xx/xx/xx

Sylvania Gloomfangs
The_Demon
# GamesWin %RecordTD for/againstCas for/against
01
100%
01/--/--
01
00
01/02/01
02/01/--

Talabec Tyrants
Kanwulf
# GamesWin %RecordTD for/againstCas for/against
xx
xx%
x/xx/xx
xx
xx
xx/xx/xx
xx/xx/xx




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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Drumm Gutripper
Troll
4 6 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
+ST, Pile Driver
   1 0 0 0 1 0 18/31 200k
(110+90)k
  
2
★ 'Barmy' Baram Bloodtusk ★
Black Orc
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
Side Step, Mighty Blow, +ST, Block
   1 0 0 0 2 0 55/76 210k
(90+120)k
  
3
Krunch HallVonnez
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Kraaack TheirFazes
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Zaka Zangrez
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
6
Kome Tripaz
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
RRompe Tripaz
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
8
Ezpachurra Zopenkoz
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
9
Zaka Ojoz
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
10
Khar Deathslash
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 11+
Animosity, Block
Strip Ball, +AV
   1 0 1 0 0 0 19/31 100k
(80+20)k
  
11
ZumVa Kuloz
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
12
Patea KojoNez
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
13
Razgor Gravetakka
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
Fend, Tackle, Side Step
 m 1 0 0 0 0 1 35/51 90k
(0)k
  
14
Gharol Ironkrakka
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
Dodge, Diving Tackle, Wrestle
   1 0 0 0 0 0 31/51 100k
(50+50)k
  
15
Skogg Leggnasha
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
Wrestle, Fend, Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 31/51 80k
(50+30)k
  
16
Ougdula The Mauler
Looney
6 2 3+ - 8+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(40+10)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game) Badlands Brawl
Coach: karrashantemi Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goatz Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 1790k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 1150k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1880k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (1/0/0) |TD Diff:1 (1 - 0) |Cas Diff:1 (1/2/1 - 2/1/0)
Last Opponent: Sylvania Gloomfangz [GDR]