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P [S] Chaos Halfling

Imagine a short, squat building capable of holding hundreds of the most despicable people ever known. Now, just to the right of this, imagine a short, squat building exactly the same as the first, but only half the size. That's where up until recently you would have <i>allegedly</i> found the delightful Halflings you see before you now. A place of miscreants and murderers, one and all. A recent prison riot <i>allegedly</i> afforded them the opportunity to escape, along with a few people from the larger prison. Quickly all but a few of the escapees were apprehended the remainder being 12 Halflings and 2 Minatours.

One week later 12 Halflings and 2 Minatours walked up the steps of NAF Headquarters to register as a new Blood Bowl team with coach <b>Freakish</b> in tow. It was later noted that all members of this team wore stripy grey and white shirts and false moustaches, including the Minatours. Obviously when there's 2 giant bipedal Bulls straining at their chains and a couple of Halflings idly picking bits out of their teeth with the end of a chainsaw, officials weren't going to cause any trouble, or for that matter make any sudden movements either.

To this day, law enforcement officers do not know what happened to the escaped convicts. They are hoping that someone will step forward with some information soon.

Oh and be careful around the Minatours, they're sensitive about their height. They both think they're too tall for Halflings.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beefy
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Rawhide
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
3
"Hacker" McVey
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
"Ripper" Roberts
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Stumpy McShortstuff
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
6
"Pint Size" Johnson
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
"Stretch" McAllister
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
Tiny "Small" Chopper
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Claw
   1 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
9
Big McLargehuge
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
10
Jimmy Kneebreaker
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 35k
(0)k
  
11
"Low Blow" Anderson
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
Nobby McNobbs
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Bubba Thunderthighs
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
"Toe Crusher" Henriksson
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Freakish Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1055k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (1/0/0) |TD Diff:3 (3 - 0) |Cas Diff:3 (1/1/2 - 0/1/0)
Last Opponent: Skallies