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Fighting Hellbees
Retired [X] Human

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<i>Credits to JanMattys for the excellent Hellbees helmet.</i>

The owner of the Hellbees, Georg Hallas, frowned at the collection of players before him. "Gentlemen, this has been the hardest day I've ever faced.

"This morning, Sweetness Schuster came into my office and informed me that he was retiring. He is done playing Blood Bowl.

"And as such, our rocky relationship with our unhappy coach has taken a turn for the worse. We now have no superstar, and no coach."

Hallas continued, still grimfaced. "I won't lie, we were almost done as a team earlier today. I almost hung it all up and took my money and went home. I would rather see this team buried and burned to the ground before I saw it in the hands of someone who doesn't deserve it.

"But the trip isn't over, and I found a coach that deserves to lead this team. Gentlemen, I present to you the new coach of the Hellbees... Sweetness Schuster."

Sweetness entered the room from the doors behind Hallas, a smile on his soft-spoken face. The entire team erupted into cheers and chants.

Sweetness surveyed the teammates he knew so well, and widened his smile. His eyes shined with fire. "Just because Coach Ditka is no longer here to yell at you, doesn't mean a single thing has changed.

"Anything that happens here on out happens because of all of us, happens to all of us. When we win, it's because of every single player on this team. When we lose, it's because of every single player on this team.

"You each have a chance, a chance to be legends. But I can't make you legends, you have to do that yourselves. I can only help guide you in the right direction. I can only help give you a sliver of the passion that burns within me. I can only train you properly, make you prepared for the future.

"Now get off your lazy kiesters and do five laps. None of you will ever be such big stars that you don't have to practice.

"And ladies, if I don't see some hustle, this will be the worst day of your lives."

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HEAD COACH: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1464821>Sweetness Schuster</a>

OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1464819>Turbo Tirane</a>

DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1464828>Maxamillian Blud</a>

ASST. OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR/THROWER COACH: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1470181>Sharpshooter Monroe</a>

ASST. DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR/BLITZER COACH: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1464822>Bad News Bulofski</a>

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HELLBEE HALL OF FAME:

(There are no set requirements to get in here, just exemplary performance.)

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1464815>Ace Adonis</a>: During the Hellbees' early days, Ace had the game of his life, throwing a perfect four for four on completions, including three long bombs. Sadly, he died just as the game ended, but his one game performance will not be forgotten.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1464819>Turbo Tirane</a>: It isn't easy living in the shadow of Sweetness Schuster, but Turbo always went out and played his heart out. He made the Hellbees into the team with one of the best one-two human reciever teams in Blood Bowl. He aged a niggling injury, and retired to become Offensive Coordinator of the Fighting Hellbees.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1464821">Sweetness Schuster</a>: The greatest Hellbee of all time, and one of the better human catchers to ever set foot on the Blood Bowl pitch. Sweetness quickly morphed from a hard to tackle catcher with baby-soft hands to a blazing quick threat to score from anywhere on the field.

But even more important than his catching abilities was what he meant to the Hellbees. He, up until the end when his age finally caught up to him, never missed a single game, he always played hard, and he never let his teammates down. When the Hellbees won it was almost always due entirely to his efforts, and when they lost it was almost always never his fault.

He is now the head coach of the Hellbees.

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Hellbee Rage!

They may not ever win, but they play with all the heart in the world.

Wilhelm "The Icebox" Perry has become the biggest star on the team, SPP wise. He's always been the BIGGEST star, size wise.

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Games Played: 43<br />
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<br />
<u>Past Team Stars</u><br />
<br />
Legends:<br />
Mega-Stars:<br />
Super-Stars: Sweetness Schuster<br />
Stars:<br />
<br />

Current Team Roster<br />
<br />
Legends:<br />
Mega-Stars:<br />
Super-Stars: <br />
Stars: Wilhelm "The Icebox" Perry<br />
Emerging Stars: Titan Greeves, Richard Van Hammer<br />
Veterans: Jacob DeLeon, Casper Von Target, Killer Karl Koswalski, Neville Anderssun<br />
Experienced: Red Gouge, Iron Mike Singleton, Thunder Hellerman, Franklin Belancour<br />
Rookies: Scruffy Sanderson, Dirty Dan Hamptonstein, Maxwell Gold<br />
<br />
13 active players<br />
12 retired / 8 dead players <br />
<br />
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<br />
<u>Team Record vs Other Races</u><br />
<br />
Dark Elves (1/1/4) <br />
Skaven (0/0/4) <br />
Amazons (1/0/0) <br />
Khemri (0/0/1) <br />
Dwarfs (1/0/1) - <br />
Humans (0/1/4) <br />
Lizardmen (0/0/3) <br />
Ogres (1/0/0) <br />
High Elves (0/0/2) <br />
Undead (1/1/1) <br />
Wood Elves (0/0/2) <br />
Orcs (5/0/5) <br />
Chaos (1/0/0) <br />
Necromantic (0/1/0) <br />
Nurgle's Rotters (0/0/1) <br />
<br />
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<br />
<u>Team Records</u><br />
<br />
Greatest Win: 5-1 <br />
Worst Loss: 6-0<br />
Highest Scoring Game: 1-6<br />
Largest Crowd: 93,000<br />
<br />
Most Cas Caused<br />
BH: 2<br />
SI: 0<br />
RIP: 1<br />
<br />
Most Cas Suffered<br />

BH: 4<br />
SI: 1<br />
RIP: 1<br />
<br />
Highest TR: 208<br />
<br />
Longest Win Streak: 2 (current 0)<br />
Non-Losing Streak: 2 (current 0)<br />
Non-Winning Streak: 8 (current 1)<br />
Losing Streak: 5 (current 1)<br />
<br />
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<br />
Skill Rolls:<br />
+Str: 0<br />
+Ag: 2<br />
+Mv: 4<br />

<br />
Aging<br />
<br />
1st Skill: 0/21<br />
2nd Skill: 1/13<br />
3rd Skill: 1/5<br />
4th Skill: 0/2<br />
5th Skill: 1/1<br />
6th Skill: n/a<br />
7th Skill: n/a<br />

<br />
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<br />
Most Star Player Points:</br>
1. Sweetness Schuster 92 (Retired)<br />
2. Wilhelm "The Icebox" Perry 56<br />
3. Richard Van Hammer 40<br />
<br />
Most touchdowns:<br />
1. Sweetness Schuster 24 (Retired)<br />
2. Turbo Tirane 7 (Retired)<br />
3. Titan Greeves 6<br />
<br />
Most completions:<br />
1. Hawk Eagleeye 16 (Retired)<br />
2. Spyder Mayhem 14 (Dead)<br />
3. Jacob Deleon 8<br />
<br />
Most Interceptions:<br />
1. Bad News Bulofski 1 (Retired)<br />
<br />
Most casualties:<br />
1. Wilhelm "The Icebox" Perry 8<br />
2. Bad News Bulofski 4 (Retired)<br />
2. Casper Von Target 4<br />
<br />
Most MVP´s:<br />
1. Wilhelm "The Icebox" Perry 8<br />
2. Richard Van Hammer 5<br />
3. Sweetness Schuster 4 (Retired)<br />
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Franklin Belancour
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   7 7 0 0 1 0 9/ 90k
(115)k
  
2
Jacob Deleon
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Kick, Block
   17 9 1 0 0 3 27/ 110k
(135)k
  
4
Bernard Bravehands
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   1 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(125)k
  
5
Killer Karl Koswalski
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
   24 0 2 0 2 3 25/ 130k
(135)k
  
6
Titan Greeves
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Dodge, Tackle
   44 2 6 0 4 1 33/ 160k
(165)k
  
8
Richard Van Hammer
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG, Block, Tackle
   45 6 2 0 3 5 43/ 130k
(133)k
  
9
Red Gouge
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   15 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 70k
(70)k
  
10
Iron Mike Singleton
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   45 1 0 0 2 2 15/ 70k
(70)k
  
11
Thunder Hellerman
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
   12 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(120)k
  
12
Casper Von Target
Lineman
7 3 3 8
+MA, Block
   41 1 1 0 4 2 22/ 100k
(120)k
  
13
Neville Anderssun
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA, Jump Up
   22 0 7 0 0 0 21/ 130k
(140)k
  
16
Wilhelm "The Icebox" Perry
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Piling On, Break Tackle, Multiple Block
 -av 38 0 0 0 8 8 56/ 200k
(175)k
  
12 players  
Coach: djbigjake Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 75k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:45 (12/4/29) |TD Diff:-32 (64 - 96) |Cas Diff:-64 (25/13/6 - 63/30/15)
Last Opponent: Milk Drinkers