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Burning Bushes
Retired [X] Wood Elf

E.M.U.....pfffft....bring on the D.M.U, what us real men have been waiting for!
Remember people, "REAL MEN ARE ELVES!"....anyways, everyone knows us elves get all the hot babes :D

We lost Hesper and Ulyss last night to another raid by those damned dwarves! This time they forced the men in the village to participate in a brutal game of blood bowl, and Ulyss and Hesper were simply no match for the dwarves. By mid match we had lost all but 2 men to injury, things looked bleak, were we not to win they were to take our women to sell as slaves and burn our homes, who knew what would of happened to us.
At half time the greedy dwarves cut lumber from the forest around our homes to burn in massive pires to dance around in thier drunken stupor, it turned out to be a stroke of glorious luck as they enraged a treeman of the forest who came to our aid. Bolstered by the treemans presence those with minor injuries returned to the match to bring elven wrath upon our foe, and although only the great tree spirit was able to injure one of the dwarves we still managed to tie thier foolish game and save our homes.
We shall not let things rest here though, and now the men train in an effort to join the DMU and seek revenge against the EMU-Lators Dwarvern mining guild team. The dwarves shall taste the bitter vengence of the elves as we spit it in thier faces!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Strong Branch Birchwood
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(99)k
  
2
Jasper Gerrins
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 120k
(150)k
  
3
Ganker
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
5
Daeltoth
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
6
Lirian
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Dorry
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
8
Kadun
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
9
Azra
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
Scuzz
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
9 players  
Coach: Maldavius Re-Rolls (100k): 1  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/1/0) |TD Diff:0 (1 - 1) |Cas Diff:-3 (1/0/0 - 3/0/1)
Last Opponent: Baconterians (DK)