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Blond Bikini Babes
Retired [X] Norse

I don't know what to say, really.

"I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my position.' We are not holding a Goddamned thing.
Let the others do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time.

Our basic gameplan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!" "From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard.

I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more players we will kill. The more players we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed.

Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that." "There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this game is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great Blood Bowl , you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, 'Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in marinenburg .' No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, 'Son, your Granddaddy played with Blond Bikini Babes and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!' "

That's Blood Bowl guys.

That all it is...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Carmella Decesare
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Sure Hands, Dump Off
   7 7 4 0 1 0 21/ 110k
(125)k
  
2
Stephanie Hienrich
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Nerves of Steel
   7 1 6 0 2 0 23/ 120k
(138)k
  
3
Colleen Shannon
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
   7 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 110k
(125)k
  
4
Dita von Tesa
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   7 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 160k
(146)k
  
5
Colleen Marie
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   5 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 90k
(95)k
  
6
Tiffany Fallon
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Guard
   7 0 1 0 3 0 9/ 80k
(85)k
  
7
Destiny Davis
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
  
8
Erika Eleniak
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG
   7 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 120k
(123)k
  
9
Denise Michele
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Tackle
   7 3 2 0 0 0 9/ 90k
(95)k
  
10
Brooke Berry
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
   7 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 110k
(130)k
  
11
DeDe Lind
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Side Step
   7 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 110k
(138)k
  
12
Destiny Davis
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
14
Pamala Anderson
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
13 players  
Coach: raae Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 15k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (6/1/0) |TD Diff:15 (18 - 3) |Cas Diff:17 (13/7/6 - 4/2/3)
Last Opponent: Evelyn's Cherry