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Bitter Elves
Roster [X] Dark Elf

Team motto: Bitterness is best served hot...With elf blood sauce

Update(5/2008)
After 2 new injuries on uninjured players time to slim down again. For game 179 I will have 5 players - lets see how it goes from there.

Tired of the teams loss of players due to niggling injures suffered in many ways the teams management will start a new policy to motivate players who are "injured":
Only way out is DEATH as long as the team doesn't have full roster. Think you get to enjoy early retirement just becouse you failed your 4th dodge in a row and lost 4 fingers...? THINK AGAIN!

Well my players keep on aging and getting injured with nigglers. So far 5 nigglers and counting, good thing is that my old linos have kept their shape (1 blodge guard died thou).
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=662991>My most brutal match</a>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=657867>Game with most TD's</a>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=660011>Game I was most ravaged(injury wise, mostly)</a>

Aging:(First 20 rolls succeeded)
2/77 Failed of first skill roll
4/71 Failed of second skill roll
7/47 Failed of third skill roll
8/24 Failed of fourth skill roll
6/11 Failed of fifth skill roll
3/3 Failed of sixth skill roll

Skills
169/244 Normal skills
41/244 Doubles
17/244 +MA
12/244 +AG
5/244 +ST


<b>Statistics after first 100 skill rolls</b>
Doubles 0,138 got 0,14
Normal 0,722 got 0,73
ST 0,027 got 0,03
AG 0,055 got 0,05
MA 0,055 got 0,06

Injuries suffered(no apo):
155 BH
61 SI(MNG)
12 SI(NIGGLING)
5 SI(-AV)
4 SI(-MA)
1 SI(-AG)
35 RIP

Injuries caused(with apo)
191 BH
59 SI(MNG)
34 SI(NIGGLING)
9 SI(-AV)
7 SI(-MA)
4 SI(-AG)
2 SI(-ST)
68 RIP

<b>Retired/Dead players:</b>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1654237>Madness</a>
Way to go: First game injury. No apo to save his ass. Retired.
We are guessing that the evil crippler came from this team: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=144222>Dreamer's Dream</a>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1654241>Niggling Injury</a>
Way to go: True to his name the second player of the team to get past 30 spp mark he did get the niggling injury on aging. After that he spent few games in the front row when finally a game against chaos he suffered natural death in the claws of a beastman. Apo didn't bother to save the old geezer. Dead.
Suspect:<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1578511>This bugger here</a>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1654227>Dissapointment </a>
Way to go: After getting my teams first and so far only +ST roll he became my favourite. He played safely and soon learned to block. After that it took a while but he managed to get third skill and doubles! But also aged dissapointingly to niggling. After that the coach started to look upon him disaprovingly and his performance faltered. Finally in a game against <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=135778>Thought Police</a> he was sucker kicked to his already fragile knee at the end of the first half by <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1549684>Werner Ritter</a> and as the apothecary was about to rush to fix his knee the coach just shook his head. He is now working as an assistant coach of virility training of the team.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1654235>Pestilence</a>
Way to go: Here was a player who was everything a coach could want. Reliable team player with an amazing knack at surviving and tying down opposing monster players. Too bad he couldn't tie down and survive <a ref=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1513307>Werubolz Buxaz</a>. As our game against the lizzies was dying down and victory was already certain Pestilence decided to take one for the team again by standing in front of the nasty Saurus Star player. The last words of the brave line-elf were reportedly "None shall p...". The team staff was already celebrating the victory and apotechary was late in saving poor Pestilence. Coaching staff and fellow players will spend one minute in silence in honor of this old but reliable player who never missed a game. Rest in your 3 pieces.

And countless of others who I stopped writing about.


<b> Reasons to be bitter: </b>
Was almost beaten by TR 100 Norse(131 TR myself), who caused me 2 BH and 2 SI(Nothing permanent tho). Managed barely to score at the end of the 2nd half for a winning td. And also was in the receiving end of compulsory last turn foul. Serves me right for accepting challenges from smaller tr teams. But still...

Both players who have gotten +stat so far have aged on their 3rd aging roll. Whine!

First game that I was truly hurt permanently. Opposing team had 3 tackles, 1 mb. That of course lead to RIP, SI(MNG) and SI(NIGGLING). Well. First time this team was really screwed with injury rolls. Not the first time same coach does it to me.

A game just after that one I had quite bad luck at critical places. And I also did a huge mistake at first half which almost lead to another td for my opponent and crowding of my WE. I managed to do few ko's and my opponent did 1 SI, 1 crowdpush BH and few ko's. All in all luck was not that much with me. I might have lost 0-4 if my opponent hand't tried 2 "unnecessary" hand offs. Did few fouls becouse I was frustrated of opponents stalling and my own bad luck. Conclusion: One bad mistake and ravaged by dice at critical points. Not much else needed.

After 5 tournament games I had lost 10 players (7 permanent injuries and 3 aging so decided to do some crisis management and ditched all but 4 of my players. Will start fresh with 4 players ff 19 and tr 89. Let's see what happens.

After 8 tournament games the player loss rose to 12. And every single one of the games has been almost total dice rapes. Opponents have been relatively good but when in all of those games I have lost players from turn one onwards one can but wonder. This team once again has lots and lots to be bitter. But such is luck. It doesn't last for me.

All 3 of my +ST players have received niggling injury within 2 games of getting their strenght increase. Coincindence? Not fucking likely!

First game in Lustrian tournament was dice rape, but this time I did it. I had much better team and it showed, all serious injuries were niggling injuries and both on experienced players(1 apoed). For some reason I even fouled almost at the end of 2nd half when I had definately won the game and opponent didn't have many players left. That was stupid and spiteful from me and I have no doubt I will get karmic or very real revenge for that. Despite his best efforts Topper28 didn't stand a chance. I'm sincerely sorry for the stupid foul at the end.

After 178 games I have lost or retired:

Line-elf 33 2240 000
Blitzer 22 2200 000
Witch Elf 9 990 000
Thrower 8 720 000
<b>Total of: 71</b>

Total cost of <b>5,860,000 GP</b>
And <b>3193</b> lost spp's
Average player having had 44,58 spp's (Updated on game 178)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Suicide
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   75 6 10 1 7 6 82/176 180k
(183)k
  
2
Aspiration
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
   17 8 1 0 3 1 22/31 110k
(115)k
  
3
Perseverence
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   17 13 2 0 3 0 25/31 110k
(125)k
  
4
Seduction
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
   5 3 1 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(120)k
  
5
Passion
Lineman
6 3 4 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70)k
  
6
Hope
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block, Dodge
   14 4 7 0 3 2 41/51 140k
(145)k
  
7
Joy
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Guard, Block, Dodge
   73 7 11 1 5 3 67/76 160k
(163)k
  
8
Excitment
Lineman
7 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Dodge, +MA
   31 6 4 0 2 4 42/51 140k
(160)k
  
9
Luck
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Catch, Accurate
   11 14 1 0 0 1 22/31 130k
(133)k
  
10
Picky
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 90k
(90)k
  
11
Replacement
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge
   7 2 6 0 0 1 25/31 140k
(153)k
  
12
Greatness
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   3 2 2 0 0 0 8/16 120k
(138)k
  
13
Success
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow
   8 0 2 0 3 2 22/31 150k
(145)k
  
14
Greed
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG
   13 1 5 0 7 0 30/31 170k
(165)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Ele Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 24  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:197 (109/30/58) |TD Diff:106 (459 - 353) |Cas Diff:11 (209/147/82 - 212/144/71)
Last Opponent: Cueva de Ratas