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Rivervale Rockets
Retired [X] Halfling

Rivervale, a town full of suprizes. One of the biggest suprizes howver, is how many heros live behind its walls. Nobody would ever think of a halfling as a big hero, capible of destroying the toughest enemies around, but they are. They have the element of suprize.

Anyhow, these halflings had just finished helping the lighter of the elven races destroy the homeland of the darker elves. They were to rambuncious to just stay home and play around, so they signed up for Bloodbowl.

Halfling Penalty Scoring goes as follows.
-1 point for being taller than a halfling.
-2 points if you hurt at least one halfling
+1 point for killing a tootall! (too talls are classified as anybody who is taller than a halfling, except for the treemen, they are supposed to be tall, they are trees)


LATEST NEWS FROM THE RIVERVALE ROCKETS:
Olde Europe's Crumblers did win in their fight against us, luckily we weren't hurt to bad, Mr. Onefoot broke his leg, while Mr. Baldfoot smashed his ankle. Luccily though, our mascot Redleaf Trollsmasher was able to tear that blasted werewolf who was blamed these atrocities in half! We may not have won the game, but at least we kiled that blasted wolf!
Final (Official) Score 0-2 (Winner) Old Europe's Crumblers
Final (Penalty) Score 1- -1 (winner) Rivervale Rockets
Nothing much happened in our next match vs "Catch Me if You Can", except that one of those blasted too talls got excited and kicked Mr. Bigbelly in the groin! The elves are writing this off as an accident, but we know the truth.

Final (Official) Score 0-2 (winner)Catch Me if You Can
Final (Penalty) Score 0- -1 (winner) Rivervale Rockets


In other news, Rivervale has denounced its allience with elves, do to the fact that they are to tall, and they kicked Mr. Bigbelly in the groin and wouldnt appologize.

DEATH tO THE TO TALLS, AND THOSE STINKY CORPSES TOO!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Greenleaf Goblinstomper
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 1 1 0 4/ 110k
(99)k
  
2
Redleaf Trollsmasher
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   5 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 130k
(114)k
  
3
Hasten Bootstrutter
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
Tommy Belchbottom
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(25)k
  
5
Timmy Burpbelly
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
6
Doopy Onefoot
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(13)k
  
7
Breston Halfpint
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
8
Harry JumJumstuffer
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Biggy Sippycup
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
11
Bilbo Flagonchaser
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Accurate
   5 2 1 0 0 1 10/ 60k
(25)k
  
12
Cherro Bugbasher
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
13
Aciprone Twotoe
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
14
Janglur Muffinscoffer
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
15
Goldrig Tippytoe
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(15)k
  
16
Hagrin Bigbelly
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Deathmoore Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (0/2/3) |TD Diff:-5 (2 - 7) |Cas Diff:-13 (4/0/1 - 10/7/1)
Last Opponent: Catch me if you Can