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Whilst spending a year dead for tax reason Mr Desiato has decided to play a few games of Blood Bowl to warm up before doing a Universe tour with Disaster Area. <i>Please note that the Milton Keynes tour date has been cancelled due to the destruction of earth to make way for a new HyperSpace Bypass any fan still alive with tickets should take them to the Vogons Construction fleet of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz for a full refund plus if your <b>?lucky?</b>, a Vogon poetry recital. <small>Vogons are known to make the third worst poetry in the universe</small></i>. Background on <b>Disaster Area</b> Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concert-goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, whilst the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a hevily insulated spaceship which stays in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet. Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the simple theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adaquately explored reason. Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons, but more commonly because the band's public address system contravenes local strategic arms limitations treaties. This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundaries of pure hypermathematics, and their chief researh accountant has recently been appointed Professor of Neo-mathematics at the University of Maximegalon, in recognition of both his General and his Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent. <i>Backgound thanks to Douglas Adams.</i> |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Flesh Golem
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 120k
(133)k |
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2 |
Flesh Golem
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 120k
(133)k |
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4 |
Werewolf
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8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Catch, Claw, Frenzy |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 120k
(140)k |
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5 |
Wight
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 90k
(105)k |
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6 |
Wight
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 90k
(105)k |
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7 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 30k
(40)k |
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8 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 30k
(40)k |
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9 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 30k
(40)k |
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10 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 30k
(40)k |
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11 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 30k
(40)k |
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12 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 30k
(40)k |
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13 |
Ghoul
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(75)k |
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14 |
Ghoul
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(75)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 3 (0/0/3) | | | TD Diff: | -6 (0 - 6) | | | Cas Diff: | 1 (3/2/1 - 4/1/0) |
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Last Opponent: Dark Draughts |