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<b>I JUST GOT TIRED OF THIS TEAM, FEEL FREE TO KILL EVERY PLAYER ;) WE ACCEPT ANY TEAMS, APART CLAW-RAZOR-TACKLE TRIO PLAYERS</b> THE STREAK IS OVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally a super lucky match to end the damned streak!!!! NON-WINNING STREAK record: 20 matches.... Currently: 1 match FROM NOW ON I WILL SHAMEFULLY CHERRYPICK 99% OF MY GAMES WITH THIS TEAM!!!! AND I'M SURE TO LOSE ANYWAY :D <b><u>^^^OLDEST "PRO" ELF TEAM IN RANKED AND OVERALL, if you exclude 2 vs 2, 3 vs 3, 4 vs 4 teams^^^</b></u> Due to my chronic lack of money I'd like to play especially against high FF teams!!! TD scored avg 3.02, CAS against avg 2.48 Highest gate: 172.000 We try to play a mix of races, not only elves. Claw-razor combo and similar excluded Note on the dirty player: First, I don't foul as my first option. Second, I won't use him against low AV teams, he's there just to foul nasty orcs and similar, or MAYBE oneturners or ST5 wardancer monster, for example... -------------------------------------- We know we can't defend, let's try to score one more than you! Ah, I understand the team picture sucks, I will change it soon!!!! ;) Just played 6 matches... so far they suck like their team picture.... -------------------------------------- I changed my team picture, it's a bit better and, most important, maybe it changed my luck, I immediately had a 6-0 victory!!! :) -------------------------------------- Probably I discovered why I never had a full elf team roster... it's not because I played also non-elf teams and they bashed me, but it's because of that nasty attitude to age early... Quite new team.... a catcher aged on 3rd skill and another catcher aged on 2nd... -------------------------------------- Well, in addition, I played against a chaos team WITHOUT any claw, razor, even mighty blow... the result? TWO killed players (with guards) and another niggled in THREE TURNS!!!!! Porca madonna! -------------------------------------- They're still playing well, even against orcs =), but there are always the same problems... They tend to age and niggle sooooo easy on 3rd skill roll in particular and my winnings are often poor. Have a full roster team it's a dream.... sob sob -------------------------------------- The reward of being too nice: it was near the end of a really lucky match on my side (one of the few), 3-0 for my elves, opponent ST4 jump up dark elf blitzer on the sideline and ready to be pushed out after a double skulls set on the turn before... My opp asked me to be gentle because I had already won and he had so crappy lucky thru all the match... So I didn't crowd him... Next turn my lineman died with a failed apo. In addition, roll for winnings... 1..... Nuffle doesn't want bloodbowl players to be too nice, I HAVE to remember this! PS.: an ageing at 51, but it's not a surprise to me.... ------------------------------------- Allright... I started to be quite envious about all the coaches that have uber elf teams without any or almost any ageing or niggling at high SPP. Every 51 SPP skill roll it's a secure ageing for me, or even at 31 ..... bahhh I hate you luckers ALL! ------------------------------------- A little update (25/05/2005) I just lost my good blitzer against a chaos team without the usual claw, razor, antani, combination, thanks to... a foul? A single pow? No, no, no... thanks to a failed dodge, AV8 wasn't enough to save him from a stupid death (I used the apo the turn before to save a nigg SI on a catcher). I took a look at my team and I realised that I rolled 60 skills with 6 doubles, statistically perfect, but as every elf coach knows, you need some guards for your players and for your linemen, I had 3, two died and one niggled.... Joy =) ------------------------------------ Even harder to play against strong teams without those damned guards (I can't still roll so many doubles, argh) and with ageing always at 51, if not sooner.... :( ------------------------------------ What this team lacks so far: - guards (not my fault, I can't roll doubles) - pass blockers and "healthy" diving tacklers (my fault, at least I could have one) - another 1 or 2 tacklers - some coaches pictures (it's their fault!) :) - luck with ageing rolls (damn!) - a beer ----------------------------------- Update 20th July 2005 The randomness of the dices: I couldn't roll doubles for a long time and now I had 2 skill rolls, both were doubles and WHAT kind of doubles!!!! TWO +st increase for a blitzer and for a catcher!!! It's just incredible, but I take it!!! In addition, it's now the first time I have a full 16 players roster with this team :) ---------------------------------- Finally a guard for a lineman (obviously he aged on 2nd skill but with an AV decrease, so it's not so bad) ---------------------------------- Update 15th August As I expected, the collapse came. As always, not against a chaos or orc team, but against the famous high elves Nandorins, without a single mighty blow... I lost an amazing catcher (Falcone: ST4, blodge, leaper, stripballer), a -ma to a blitzer and a humiliating loss.... Hard times... Ahahahaha, the very next match, lost another ST4, niggled another catcher, mavaffanculo diocane morto!!!! --------------------------------- Update 19th August I promised to my opponent to change our team name for a day because of this match: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=864402" so "We Hit More" for a day....</a> --------------------------------- Update 23th August 2005 So another ST4 (blitzer with frenzy) niggled and another 2 SI against a woodie team :) My streak of non-winning matches is arrived at 15.... Every match I play I think the bad luck could end for just 1 game, but... I'm still waiting... I know with a high TR-few players elf team it's hard to win, but the dices are simply ridiculous so far. Because of that "great" streak I changed the team name once again, We Suck More, now! Next name change probably will be: We Retire More..... :) --------------------------------- Update 22th September 2005 Wooooow!!! Finally our non-winning streak is over!!!! We reached our 50th win in this glorious day (finally), we really hope to not start another streak like that! :D --------------------------------- Update 28th September 2005 A milestone for the Score More (back to their original name): 100th match!!!!! And what an amazing match against a bunch of good amazons. We were able to tie (Nuffle was benevolent for once) playing most of the second half really outnumbered and without catchers :) --------------------------------- Update 11th October 2005 Fischerking finally decided to take a rest and retired after reaching legendary status. TR team dropped under 300 since a long time and it's starting the rebuilding of a balanced one. --------------------------------- Update 15th October 2005 Great, during a match against woodies (no mighty blows, no dirty, no anything apart the treeman) I suffered lots of cas, including the rather new blitzer killed (what I rolled with the apo? You could imagine...) and another lineman dead.... My roster is now with just 9 elves and now the future of the oldest pro elf team in Fumbbl is uncertain... last match played 16th of April 2006 |
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Lineman
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5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Side Step |
-ma | 16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16/ | 100k
(85)k |
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| 4 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block |
8 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14/ | 80k
(70)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | +AG |
10 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7/ | 100k
(110)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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6 | 4 | 4 | 7 | Block, Side Step, +ST, Tackle |
45 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 54/ | 170k
(185)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step +ST, Tackle, Dodge |
22 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 41/ | 200k
(190)k |
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| 10 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Pass Sure Hands, Accurate, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Dodge, +AG, Block |
130 | 302 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 | Legend 397 |
240k
(235)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -ag | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(30)k |
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| 14 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(50)k |
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| 15 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Pass Accurate, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, Sure Feet, Kick, Block |
-ma, -av | 73 | 108 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 7 | Legend 149 |
190k
(168)k |
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| Games Played: | 133 (63/23/47) | | | TD Diff: | 55 (399 - 344) | | | Cas Diff: | -141 (96/58/38 - 166/111/56) |
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| Last Opponent: Family Friendly Orcs | |||||||