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Kensington Pillagers
Roster [X] Norse

They came from the fragrant and otherwise pleasant land of Kensington just by Starbucks off the highstreet in a place nobody could quite pinpoint. That is until they put Lancer square back on the map. With a combination of blood, sweat, semen, and ocassionally football theyre aim was to take the world and commit wrong upon it till violation was had. There was Geoff the Hairy One, a demon on the pitch and a danger in the dressing room. He lead them to do what they did. Lorcan the Beige who wasn't naturally violent, just clumsy. Alexey the most arrogant man the team could find and Art, who could never afford a belt. Sean the Aggro Panda, that's AGGRO PANDA, not sexual Harrasment Panda, similar but more red and angry, who would own up to anything (use your imagination). Speccy was secretly the best player on the team, but he didn't have to prove himself, to anybody! Cake Rape Alex , was known to enjoy a good victoria sponge, but liked to share it even more..... Ceri and Hazel who were the most scary women since Michelle from Big Brother even though they never ever ever shouted "Chicken" or "Pet", even at tramps. Desperate Jake, who's pursuit of relief from deppression had lead him to take up the fearsome sport inwhich he was now a key player. And finally Roberto Moronic, the team had needed an extra player and he was in the right place at the right time.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Geoff Hairy One
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
2
Lorcan the Beige
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
3
Alexey
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(95)k
  
4
Cake rape alex
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(95)k
  
5
Desperate Jake
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
6
Art
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
7
Aggro Panda 'Sean'
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Sure Hands
 m 2 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(0)k
  
8
Speccy Neil
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
  
9
Fridge Lick Ceri
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(65)k
  
10
Hazardous Hazel
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(65)k
  
11
Roberto Moronic
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
12
Toby nice but dim
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Mogwai Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (1 - 2) |Cas Diff:0 (0/2/1 - 1/2/0)
Last Opponent: Globerotterz