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Trash Cult Actors
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The players of this team are actors of "trash" comedies, manly based on
vulgar sexual oriented jokes, but this kind of comedies have great
success in some theathers of the Old World.
The actors create this team for raising founds and they use money
earned in matches to make shows in cities and villages; their purpose
is to win matches to gain money and public support quickly (a winning
team is always a good pubblicity for the shows).
Actually they are in turneè with:

<CENTER><B>LA SOLDATESSA ALLA VISITA MILITARE</B></CENTER><TABLE><tr><TD><img src="http://it.geocities.com/dimnardu/immagini/soldatessa.jpg"></TD>
<TD>Daily routine in a military camp is interrupted by the arrival of new
medical officer, quite an "hot" officer....
The beautiful woman always wear mini-uniforms and she can't walk
unnoticed, causing wet dreams in all soldiers, even in the irrepressible
colonel. In the end, only the young rebel soldier will be able to flirt with
her, all the others have to confort themselves with a group of young
auxiliary women, in a whirl of funny misunderstandings.
</TD>
</table>
<CENTER><B>GIOVANNONA COSCIALUNGA (disonorata con onore)</B></CENTER><TABLE><tr><TD><img src="http://it.geocities.com/dimnardu/immagini/giovannona.jpg"></TD>
<TD>Embarrassments and intrigues; polluting industrialists that want to
break the law but they are married with ugly women; bribed members of
parliament and most of all Giovannona Coscialunga, a beautiful Edwige
Fenech.
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</table>
<CENTER><B>LA DOTTORESSA CI STA' COL COLONNELLO</B></CENTER><TABLE><tr><TD><img src="http://it.geocities.com/dimnardu/immagini/dottoressa.jpg"></TD>
<TD>While the conscript Alvaro Vitali shows off his big "attribute" in the
barracks, medical officer Lino Banfi, lady killer but wiht low virility, try to
seduce the beautiful doctor Nadia Cassini, without succes of course.
Using his powers, frustrated Banfi force the conscript to accept a
transplantation; the operation is succesful but, when he is "ready to go"
there is a rejection crisis....
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</table>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Alvaro Vitali
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   2 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(70)k
  
3
Edwige Fenech
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow
   22 0 4 0 7 1 31/51 160k
(135)k
  
4
Lino Banfi
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
+ST, Guard, Mighty Blow
   40 1 5 0 6 1 33/51 180k
(180)k
  
5
Nadia Cassini
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block
Stand Firm, Dodge, +ST, +AG
   40 1 7 1 10 4 64/76 240k
(208)k
  
6
Pippo Franco
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Shadowing, Tackle
   41 1 19 0 1 1 65/76 150k
(135)k
  
7
Er Monnezza
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   14 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 140k
(135)k
  
8
Gianfranco D'Angelo
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
   10 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(80)k
  
9
Diego Abatantuono
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick, Tackle, Block
   40 0 0 0 1 6 32/51 110k
(123)k
  
11
Tini' Cansino
Lineman
6 3 3 8   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
  
13
Renato Pozzetto
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
 m 20 0 4 0 0 0 12/16 90k
(0)k
  
14
Bombolo
Catcher
7 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
 -ma 24 1 5 0 0 3 31/51 130k
(100)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Ebenezer Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 16  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:41 (16/14/11) |TD Diff:-1 (60 - 61) |Cas Diff:-24 (29/22/8 - 45/28/10)
Last Opponent: Riproviamo