46 coaches online • Server time: 00:07
* * * Did you know? The highest combined winnings in a single match is 250000.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post ogres are awesome 1-...goto Post S2 of PEBBLgoto Post Mega-Stars never wen...
Needeep N. Schitt Inc
Retired [L] Tomb Kings

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children

Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


Taken from bash.org: http://bash.org/?515093
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Block
  9 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 130k
(100+30)k
 
2
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Block
  10 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 130k
(100+30)k
 
3
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Block
  10 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 130k
(100+30)k
 
4
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Block, Guard
  10 0 2 0 5 0 16/ 150k
(100+50)k
 
5
Anointed Thrower
6 3 3 7
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Accurate, Strong Arm, +AG
  10 6 6 0 1 1 31/ 160k
(70+90)k
 
7
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle
  2 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
8
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
9
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 3 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
+AG
  10 2 2 0 0 1 13/ 80k
(40+40)k
 
10
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
  10 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
11
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  10 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Guard
  10 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 70k
(40+30)k
 
13
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Kick, Block
  10 0 1 0 0 3 18/ 80k
(40+40)k
 
14
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
  10 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Chukie Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1770k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:10 (5/4/1) |TD Diff:6 (13 - 7) |Cas Diff:7 (12/10/1 - 8/4/4)
Last Opponent: Irregular Suicide