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Rash of Unknown Origin
Retired [X2] Nurgle's Rotters

You remember that night you got really hammered and the funny smelling chick who was sitting next to you began to look really hot? Her stained peasant dress with that tie around the waist thing that ends up just under her boobs was looking less disgusting and finally you had the nerve to suggest that the dress would look even better on your floor. Two ales, six shots, and fourty minutes later you are wondering what just happened as she lies there, snoring like something from the pit and gouging your leg with her toenails.

Well here it is, two weeks after that fateful night and you can't seem to pee anything but pieces of broken glass. Too bad, Pukestain Romeo, you got stuck with ... whatever. You are damned sure that you don't really want anyone knowing about it, so you have found inventive ways to scratch without looking like you are scratching. And while you can't really pin it down, you have a pretty good idea of where it all came from. You thought she had left a pair of her panties by your bed, but it looks as if something has drug them off. Or they drug something off. And what the hell is that smell!?!

Oh, don't look now but those claw marks on your shins still don't seem to be getting any better. And stop that scratching, everyone knows you are doing it.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Toby
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60)k
  
2
Jacoby
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
3
Randy
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
4
Smashmouf
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
  
5
Splithoof
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60)k
  
6
Sir Loin
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
  
7
Billy
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
8
Heisgoat
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
12
Old Moldy
Beast
4 5 1 9
Big Guy, Foul Appearance, Infect, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Tentacles
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(116)k
  
15
Slat of Babylon
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(128)k
  
16
Plaguemonger
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(128)k
  
11 players  
Coach: LegendaryBill Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Nurgle's Rotters Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (1 - 2) |Cas Diff:1 (0/1/0 - 0/0/0)
Last Opponent: Scaled Clanners