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This team will not play bashers, like the name; we only play elfball. Welcome any challengers except bashers. No Claw, Razor Sharp Claws, Dirty Player or Mighty Blow (Except Big Guys). I WILL NOT play Dwarf teams, they are broken teams; so dont bother asking. That goes for Chaos Dwarf too!

Oh boy, I have to rethink playing elfball.... 2 guys are dead, apoth failed both times and another I had to retire, he fell dodging and broke his leg. I had to take him out in the back and put him down. Two players got the 3rd skill and both failed ageing roll. one was a loss of AV and the other was a niggling....

With 7 AV, I need to have a bunch of Blodgers. So don't assume I all I do is bash back, this is solely for my elves to live another day! :-)

10 KILLED against me and only in 22 games..... not good odds. About one death in every 2.2 games. 6 KILLED were in the last 5 games... I don't win enough to replace these expensive elves. I still have not won a Fan Factor after my victories... (As of now, I have 13 KILLED in 32 games, getting a little better now)

Retired one of my star catchers, with 71 SPP. Roger II had a lot of skills, but was weighing the team down with his niggling. He is still the leader in TouchDowns (19--played only 16 games)

My recent game vs a High Elf team (WE get the most ones), he started fouling me because I scored 2 quick goals. Once that happened, I stalled my ass off. He fouled me 3 times and still couldn't break my armor. Punk-ass, I told you shouldn't foul me....

People tell me that it was a waste to give my catcher another AG (He has 6 AG now), but its fun since he has pass block. :-), he only needs a 3 or better to intercept, with his Nerves of Steel and Catch skill, I should be able to rack up a lot of Interceptions. Or prevent other players from passing. :-)
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(130)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Guard, Dodge, +AG, Leap
  31 7 9 0 2 4 58/76 220k
(238)k
 
3
Catcher
8 3 6 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
+AG, Dodge, Block, +AG, Pass Block
  26 50 9 2 0 2 91/176 240k
(265)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Guard
  32 3 0 0 4 2 21/31 110k
(105)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle
  32 2 4 0 7 3 43/51 120k
(130)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Side Step
  10 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 100k
(95)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
  8 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(70)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle
  25 6 0 0 11 2 38/51 120k
(123)k
 
10
Rob
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick
  32 6 0 0 2 0 10/16 80k
(70)k
 
11
Catcher
8 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block, +AG, Dodge
n 6 3 11 0 1 1 43/51 180k
(173)k
 
13
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block, Dodge, Jump Up, Side Step
  19 8 12 1 1 1 53/76 190k
(210)k
 
11 players  
Coach: brianjew Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1940k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (13/6/13) |TD Diff:2 (79 - 77) |Cas Diff:23 (37/22/10 - 21/12/13)
Last Opponent: One Ah Ha Ha