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Weee! Splat!!!
Retired [X] Halfling

*WARNING*

If I have the cash I WILL hire Deeproot Strongbranch star player.

I will NOT warn you.

The fact that you cherrypicked a halfing team to kill off and didn't read the disclaimer above means you probably deserve anything the Star Player does to you, though I don't think that will be much.

Again, here we go.

*WARNING*

STAR PLAYER HIRE POSSIBLE! SAME GOES FOR WIZARDS! I NEED EVERY ADVANTAGE I CAN GET WITH THESE GUYS!

In return, you are virtually guaranteed:

1) Great SPP from injuries
2) Great cash from my FF - I was careful to make sure I had 9 to start with
3) A fabulous start for your new team! (Even if, by some miracle, you lose)

There ya go.

Anyway, I don't give a stuff about my CR any more, it's official. My attempt to get it over 150 was pretty much ruined by a zillion game losing streak, including 1 game where I lost by 1-0 and it dropped by 3 points. Nice.

Stuff it. Who cares.

Anyway, back to Flings. My last ones died a miserable death against all sorts of bashy teams. To that end, don't even ask for a game if you have anything with a Dwarf in the roster, be it Chaos or the traditional type. Forget it - go find someone else to play, as I struggled like hell to find a game for mine - why should I make it easy for you huh, ya cherrypickin punk :P

:D

Heck, go beat some Elves up - they deserve it anyway :P
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Taykin Roote
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(99)k
  
2
Amnott Movin
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   4 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 130k
(114)k
  
3
Throw me! ME ME ME!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 4 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 30k
(0)k
  
4
No! I was here first! Me ME!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Oy wait yur turn!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
6
No pushin at the back!!!
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
   4 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 70k
(60)k
  
7
Hey! Did you queue jump?
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma, m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
8
Right! I'm reportin you - I was next in line to throw!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
No you weren't - I was!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(15)k
  
10
Oy gerroff! Throw me! Not him! ME ME!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   4 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 50k
(25)k
  
11
No! Not him! ME! ME! ME!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
12
I want my mommee
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
14
He's not walking away from that
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
15
Head first in the stand
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 870k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:4 (2/0/2) |TD Diff:-1 (4 - 5) |Cas Diff:-2 (3/4/4 - 7/4/2)
Last Opponent: Born to be Justice