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Race to Valhalla
Retired [X2] Dwarf

First there was nothing.....

Then the North and South joined together and made a Frost-Giant and called it Ymir.

Ymir created many more giants who ruled over all the world.

Then a cow was created to feed these giants and the giants were happy. Ice covered the whole world.

After a long, long time Bur was born out of the ice. He had three sons who fought and killed Ymir. The blood of the Giant Ymir made the sea, and his body became the land . From his skull they made the entrance to the heavens.

Odin, who was one of the sons, created the dwarf race from the maggots within Ymir’s body. Odin and his brothers became ruled over everything and soon created the first human beings.

These Dwarves were born, raised and named after the gods and goddesses of the Norse Mythology. Their purpose is to get to Valhalla as fast as possible, and so they seek death against the mightiest of foes - the Chaos races. Elves prefer to play ball - bah! Ball? Who cares about that? Battle! And winning is quite nice occasionally :)

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3 of them died in the first game. Inappropriate naming of the team methinks!

What a bag o fucking shit this client is sometimes/all of the time/a lot of the time (delete as applicable)!

Ah well, one team down, many more to go! NEXT! :D
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Bil
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(20)k
  
3
Bor
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(50)k
  
4
Bragi
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   1 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 80k
(50)k
  
5
Buri
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(20)k
  
7
Eir
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(20)k
  
8
Forseti
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(20)k
  
9
Heimdall
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(20)k
  
10
Hermod
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(20)k
  
8 players  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (80k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 770k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (1 - 2) |Cas Diff:-2 (1/0/0 - 0/0/3)
Last Opponent: Whispers of Armageddon