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Slaughterbay Lemmings
Retired [X] Halfling

Harbouring from the little know Halfling burough of Slaughterbay on the coast of the Sea of Claws, this team have taken the name given to their ancestors by near by residents. The name Lemmings was given one night when an Empire Galleon smashed itself on the rocks at the bottom of the cliffs near Slaughterbay. This in itself is not unusual, but this ship was carrying as cargo, the finest puddings, pastries and deserts the world has ever seen. Unable to contain their delight in this spilt cargo the frenzied mob of suger lovin shortstuffs dived off the top of the cliff to get the puds, but instead dropped to their doom.

Twenty six games now for these plucky little pudding scoffers. They have managed to only have 10 player's Killed so far. Althougth a couple of condedes have left the team in a precarious position they are now back to a reasonable lineup, the Lemmings are hoping to come back from a bad win/drawn/loss ration and start racking up some wins (maybe they should stop playing Skaven teams that they can not catch and Bashy teams that put half of the squishy little mites in the injury box by half time).

Roll (or Custard Bun) of Honour

Baron Kuztad KILLED ( Three time's and he's been revived twice by the wonders of modern Apothacary techniques, now he's totally DEAD)
Delicatessen Flavurin KILLED himself dodging into Blitz a Dark Elf
Smick Karamel II KILLED, Blitzed by a Dark Elf
Hershel Barz KILLED, Dodging a Chaos Dwarf
Marz Epan KILLED By Khemri
Kandi Floz KILLED by Khemri
Guss Birry KILLED by Evil spiteful Dirty Playing Skink
Khock 'O' Lyte II KILLED, squashed by own Treeman
Rudyard Cripling KILLED, Blitzed by an Ogre
Awyt Nugart KILLED, Blitzed by Norse into the crowd
Artie Sveetner KILLED himself against Orcs
Guss Birry II KILLED by spiteful Norse
Baron Kuztad II KILLED by spiteful Norse
Alpenut Butterbean KILLED by spiteful Norse

Games Conceded (in my favour) - 1
Games Conceded - 2

Top Smasher: Thickroot Pineneedle - 15 CAS, 3 in one game against Vampires.

Top Scorer: Artie Sveetner (Deceased) - 4 TD

Top Entertainer: Baron Kuztad - Thrown by Treeman to scamper into endzone for a one turn TD. Killed THREE times and revived TWICE - nickname Tuff Kuztard. And smashed the Ogre Onk off the pitch in his first ever game.

Top Interceptor: Lemin Sorbet II - 2 Int

Most Valued Player: Artie Sveetner (Deceased) - 3 MVP

Worst/Unluckiest Player: Fluffy Gobstopper - 19 Games with no SPP's
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Oaktrunck Willowbranch
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Piling On, Break Tackle
 n 31 0 0 0 12 2 34/ 170k
(131)k
  
2
Thickroot Pineneedle
Treeman
1 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On
 -ma, m 33 0 0 0 15 2 40/ 170k
(0)k
  
3
Lemin Sorbet II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   21 1 1 2 0 1 13/ 50k
(20)k
  
4
Awyt Nugawt II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Treffel Largebelly VI
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
6
Fluffy Gobstopper II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   21 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
7
Rudyard Cripling III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
8
Guss Birry III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Alpenut Butterbean II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
10
Oscar Rubbletum
Halfling
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, +MA
 -st 30 0 3 0 1 2 21/ 80k
(30)k
  
11
Smick Karamel V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
14
Baron Kuztad III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
16
Erma Serviver
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   26 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 60k
(35)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Sartosa_Buccaneer Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:33 (4/6/23) |TD Diff:-42 (21 - 63) |Cas Diff:-56 (25/22/10 - 46/45/22)
Last Opponent: Boingles