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Roster [X2] Dark Elf

"Dark elves can't keep alive!"
"You'll loose at least one of your players in the first match!"
"Hah! You've got Blitzers and Witch elves - prepare to loose them."
"Dark elves must believe in life after death. I mean seriously, you can't attend a Dark elf match without seeing at least one of them die. I've often wondered what they'd do if not a single one of them got seriously injured or died in a match... would they ritually kill one of their own as soon as the referee whistled the match to an end?"

All true. Every rumor you've ever picked up about dark elves and dying; it's true. The only thing that could surely stop Dark elves from inflicting injury on their own teams, would probably be if they all went down with a heat stroke after a touchdown.
But what is it then, one could ask, which drives us to entertain our own inner masochistic devils and keep going into match after match after match..?
The answer couldn't be simpler. In fact we've just told you what it's all about. Killing other teams' players? Pah, we say - it's nothing compared to cashing in the ticket to ever-after on one of your own!

Don't think we won't try to take you down with us though. We'll be there, and we absolutely insist on giving you at least one of our tickets...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Maelyn
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block
   3 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 130k
(155)k
  
2
Millaeri
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block
   3 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 130k
(155)k
  
3
Grendel
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
 n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(96)k
  
4
Daeroo
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
+AG
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 140k
(150)k
  
7
Findal
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70)k
  
8
Dagerin
Lineman
6 3 4 8 m 3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(0)k
  
9
Morid
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 70k
(70)k
  
10
Vush
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
   3 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 90k
(90)k
  
11
Caen
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70)k
  
12
Sorii
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   3 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 90k
(90)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: bigbeebanger Re-Rolls (100k): 1  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1010k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:2 (7 - 5) |Cas Diff:-1 (1/3/0 - 2/2/1)
Last Opponent: Powder Keg