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Roster [X] Halfling

I was asked if I wanted to join the ongoing bet between the "Happy Valley Berry Boys" and their rival Halfling team "Pure Talent". The idea is to see who is the better coach with a Halfling team! Seeing as the two already involved are questionable coaches to begin with (wink), I accepted the challenge.

The ongoing arrangments is that each Halfling team must play every race once & only once! The team can never retire untill all 21 games are played & they can never concede a match. All teams started the tourney with rookie rosters!

Think you're tough enough to face the 'flings? BRING IT ON! (But make sure that you also bring extra snacks).
RECORD 8 (W) 6 (T) 6(L)

Game# 1
Vs. Orcs - 1-0 Victory! (Cas 1-0 - with one dead 'fling from a dodge)
Game#2
Vs. Chaos 1-1 Tie (Cas 1-0 for the mighty halflings!)
Game#3
vs Ogres 2-0 Victory (Cas 3-3 with 2 SI ogres! - take that you brutes!)
Game#4
vs Humans 1-2 loss (Cas 0-2 Yellowjacket's smooshing was at my own hands so did not count!)
Game#5
vs Nurgle's Rotters 1-0 Victory (No casualties for either side)
Game#6
vs Dwarves 1-1 Tie (1-6 Casualties including 3 dead 'flings! But I expected as much with dwarves!)
Game#7
vs Norse 1-1 Tie (1-6 Casualties, 5 of the flings being hurt in the first 3 turns! A miracle that I was still able to score in the second half).
Game #8
vs Chaos Dwarves 1-1 Tie (1-2 casualties - my best halfling dies on a trip)
Game#9
vs Goblins 1-0 Victory (0-2 casualties - including 1 RIP)
Game#10
vs Vampires 0-1 loss (1-4 casualties) - Forgot to buy secret ingredients! Argh!
Game #11
vs Khemri 2-0 Win (4-3 casualties - 3 by Beehive alone!) highlight was mummy being knocked down by a thrown halfling!
Game#12
vs Wood Elves 1-2 Loss (3-3 Casualties) 2 line elves SI and one dead! Good luck in your next game buddy! That's what you get when you mess with the Bees!
Game#13
vs Dark elves Win (1-1) Casualties, both BH) a close game, both of my TDs were by his surrendering the ball on a muffed play, and the 'flings being in the right place at the right time to make him pay for it.
Game#14
vs Undead (0-1) Loss (2-3) Casualties, all mine were BH and all his regen'd) I hate to blame the dice but when you fail EVERY three dice block your tree makes.....
Game #15
vs Elves (1-1) Tie (2-3) Casualties. A good game - typical elves were hard to pin down and typical halflings were pulling off crazy plays!
Game #16
vs Lizardmen (1-1) Tie (0-7!!!) Casualties. A very exciting game. Despite the serious beating I took at the hands of the lizzies, I still managed to keep him at bay - largely due to the fact that he failed to pick up the ball about four turns in a row! One bee even picked up the ball and with two GFI made it to the goal line (but could not cross it....)
Game #17
vs High Elves (2-1) Win (3-2) Casualties. I started with only ten players, but luckily the elves were not up for the game and many got knocked out or put out permanantly.
Game #18
vs Necro (0-2) Loss (1-3) Casualties What is it with these sidline undead teams? Just like the Vampires, I forgot to take the chef and it cost me huge. No other comments.
Game #19
vs Amazons (2-1) Win (0-6) Casualties. I won, but at what cost! The team was decimated! 6 Casualties, 5 of which were SI and 4 of which were niggles. Those 'zons play rough!
Game #20
vs Skaven (1-2) Loss (1-4) Casualties. Should have cherry picked this one! Two DPs and 2 Claws. Then he got the ref at the beginning of the first half. Highlight was me scoring on his ten rats with only three halflings (not even a TTM!)

(I am looking to play : halflings)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beehive
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   20 0 0 0 8 1 21/31 150k
(141)k
  
2
Queenie II
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   17 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 130k
(114)k
  
3
Bee-Otch
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(15)k
  
5
Yellowjacket II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet, Block
   16 0 5 0 1 3 32/51 100k
(115)k
  
6
Bzzzzzz
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(15)k
  
7
Hornet II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 3 0 1 0 11/16 50k
(25)k
  
8
Bumblebee
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   20 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 50k
(25)k
  
9
Billy Bee IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
10
Sting
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 18 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 50k
(21)k
  
11
Wasp III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 9 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 50k
(21)k
  
12
Honey
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Catch
 n 19 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 70k
(50)k
  
13
Royal Jelly II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(21)k
  
14
Honeybee
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   17 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(25)k
  
15
Bee La Douche
Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ag, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Spazzfist Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (8/6/6) |TD Diff:4 (23 - 19) |Cas Diff:-35 (11/11/2 - 28/21/10)
Last Opponent: Skaven Suck