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Goblin Warriors Rise!
Retired [X2] Goblin Cheaters

GOBLIN WARRIORS RISE!!!!

A cry that strikes fear into the hearts of every other FUMBBL team!

Or at least it would, if the goblins in question could stay alive long enough to finish (actually the full cry goes, "Goblin Warriors Rise And Take What Isn't Yours!!!!!" , but usually the offending gobbo is face down in his own blood by halfway through - players have since learnt to keep quiet and not draw attention to themslves...).

Observers are keen to point out the flaw in The Warriors' tactics. Generally the fanatic spins round a bit then dies, the chainsaw doesn't start (then dies), the bomb blows up in someone's hand (who then dies) and then everyone else dies.

You would have thought that such an anarchic approach would result in at least a very high casualty rate, but no. The only limp bodies in the mud by the end of the game tend to be green and bearing the Warriors' logo.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Short Fuse Phil
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(110)k
  
2
Jimmy Sharpe
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(110)k
  
3
Petrol Pete
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(110)k
  
4
Dirty Sam
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 65k
(150)k
  
5
Sneaky Jim
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   5 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 95k
(173)k
  
6
Suicide Tomm
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(163)k
  
7
Suicide Lint
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(163)k
  
8
Disposable Grimp
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 4 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 40k
(63)k
  
9
Supa Dupa Dan
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   5 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 70k
(110)k
  
10
Stand - In Stan
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(75)k
  
11
Jonny The Poo
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(75)k
  
12
Mecha Machmilla
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 4 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(55)k
  
13
Gunpowder Gregg
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(110)k
  
14
Hilary Hamm
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(75)k
  
15
New Pugh
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(75)k
  
15 players  
Coach: MelchiorX Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1190k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (1/2/2) |TD Diff:-1 (6 - 7) |Cas Diff:-7 (3/5/2 - 8/6/3)
Last Opponent: Tapones