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There is a terrible misconception that all Orcs are mean, crude, oafish barbarian savages with the dress sense of a soldier on the dawn of Armageddon! But this couldn’t be further from the truth. Like all species, Orcs are not without an element of the queer, those that stray from the path of that which is deemed to be the norm, the quintessential of Orckind… In fact, it’s typical for Orc to pursue another Orc unbeknownst of one another’s sexuality until the big moment, such it is that both sexes look so similar… and you tell me, after putting all that ground work in only to find out that there’s a big leathery green schlong under that chain mail dress… wouldn’t you just rather say “Meh, I came this far, what the hell”. Ah yes, it has been this way for as long as an Orc can remember, and so many started on this slippery path to join yet an even more slippery dirt track. Yes, we are Queer As Orc, and there’s nothing we like better than dressing up for the blood bowl field, accessorising where we can and man handling other faeces, err… we mean species. And we can’t wait for our first pilling on skill! Yeah Baby!!! |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Stand Firm |
  | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/31 | 130k
(123)k |
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2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
  | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 100k
(100)k |
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3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
  | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 11/16 | 100k
(100)k |
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4 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Block, +ST |
  | 25 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 26/31 | 150k
(138)k |
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5 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block +MA, Guard |
  | 25 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 29/31 | 130k
(130)k |
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6 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
  | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/16 | 100k
(90)k |
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7 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 100k
(90)k |
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8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Tackle |
  | 24 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 29/31 | 120k
(115)k |
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9 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate |
  | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/16 | 90k
(60)k |
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10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 |   | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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11 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(15)k |
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12 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player, Block, Tackle |
  | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 32/51 | 110k
(138)k |
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13 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Kick, Block |
  | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 21/31 | 90k
(95)k |
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Games Played: | 25 (10/10/5) | | | TD Diff: | 7 (33 - 26) | | | Cas Diff: | 16 (28/15/7 - 23/10/1) |
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Last Opponent: Whining Wine |