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Please don't hurt us. -Poor Hapless Formed half by mercenaries, half at the barrel of a gun, and half by deranged mental patients, Team Hapless was created less for the benefit of the players involved and more for the amusement of anyone lucky enough to face them in a match. However the introduction of Sgt. Grumbles to their lineup gave them at least some hope of not just falling over dead at the first sign of trouble. In a quite unusual turn of events, the Ogre is the one reminding the little guys what they're there to do. When he remembers.. when he doesn't.. ouch. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Guard |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/16 | 140k
(135)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Shadowing |
  | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/16 | 110k
(95)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 90k
(75)k |
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4 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
m | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 70k
(0)k |
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5 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge +AG |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7/16 | 110k
(80)k |
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6 |
Thrower
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate |
  | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/16 | 90k
(70)k |
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7 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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8 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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9 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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10 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
n | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 70k
(58)k |
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11 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 70k
(70)k |
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12 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(75)k |
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11 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 6 (2/1/3) | | | TD Diff: | -5 (4 - 9) | | | Cas Diff: | 6 (9/4/3 - 5/2/3) |
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Last Opponent: Extremely Evil Drunks |