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[A] Dwarf
| "The Impossible Dream" Based on the performance by Man of La Mancha "The Untossable Dwarf" Parody by Rick Duncan Stream of conscienceness..........................(or unconscienceness) To throw-the untossable dwarf To light- the unlightable Bic To swear- the unswearable cussword To pun- and then make it all schtick To bite- the unchewable gum To dine on a big candy bar To watch- when your eyes are all bleary To buy- an undrivable car This is my fate, my family creed My daughter is helpless, my son is in need My wife is in strife, without logic or sense I am wanting this March for this Hell to be in the past tense But I have to keep writing this poo, to the goriest fest And my head will lie, still lie there to embalm With my hands on my chest And that girl will be crappy at last This one man, porned and covered with tar Still drove with his last measly dollar To reach--- The respectable bar |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7/ | 110k
(125)k |
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| 2 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 1 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Tackle |
-ag | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 19/ | 130k
(135)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard |
7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11/ | 100k
(115)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull Guard |
-av | 7 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12/ | 100k
(105)k |
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| 5 |
Runner
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block, +MA, Tackle |
n | 7 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 32/ | 150k
(131)k |
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| 6 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Pass, Dodge |
7 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 16/ | 130k
(123)k |
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| 7 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 8 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 9 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 10 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10/ | 90k
(115)k |
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| 11 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 12 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| Games Played: | 7 (6/1/0) | | | TD Diff: | 13 (15 - 2) | | | Cas Diff: | 5 (7/5/4 - 8/2/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Evil Hand of Deldrimor | |||||||