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My Secondary School Class
Retired [X2] Khemri

<b>Season One</b>
Began their career in the DSL Rookie League EAST in DSL Season IV, clocking up four wins, a forfeit, a draw and a loss in their last game. They finished second in the league, losing the playoff for the top spot 3-0 against the Salmon Kings, but winning promotion into Division One.

<b>Season Two</b>
Division One begins well, beating the Michigan Wolverines 2-1 with 5 cas to one, making the average 4.14 per game for and 1 against. The f**king Salmon Kings smacked me again in round two. Those girls are my nemeses, I swear it. Mind you, they paid for their victory with a dead linegirl and two niggles (and a third apothed niggle. Four cas; three niggles and a death. Harsh.) The third game was a new experience for the MSSC, losing the fight, the game, and the +AG Blitz-Ra to the Skye Shamblers. The fourth game, against the depleted Immolo, was a bit of a confidence booster, with only two members of the ogre team left on the field by the final touchdown. After that, the season went down rapidly, being hammered by Me Little Mates and then by the Zokugaku Chameleons. The MSSC simply cannot cope with the rain. The final game ended in a hard-fought draw with Dogmatic - the Khemri were again comprehensively outbashed. That's four out of the last five that the MSSC have lost the fight, and their coach is starting to worry.
After their poor performances, the kids are now waiting on other teams' results to find out if they get relegated: and fortunately, we survived in Div One.

<b>Season Three</b>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Me Too
Blitz-Ra
6 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
Dodge
   5 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 120k
(125)k
  
2
The Geeky Footballer
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   15 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(123)k
  
3
The Bullying Bimbo
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Stand Firm, Block
   15 0 0 0 11 0 22/ 160k
(155)k
  
4
The Unimaginative Metalhead
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Guard
   15 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 150k
(160)k
  
5
Big, Fat AND Stupid, the poor fella
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Stand Firm, Block
   15 0 0 0 8 2 26/ 160k
(155)k
  
6
Distributed A Cussing Song
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   15 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30)k
  
7
Poetry-Loving Bimbo
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   15 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(30)k
  
8
Nothing But Quake & Warcraft
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Block
   15 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 50k
(55)k
  
9
Super-Cool Short Short Guy
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Block
   15 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 50k
(55)k
  
10
Skinny Psycho Maths Whiz
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Kick
   15 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 50k
(55)k
  
12
Guy In Year 10 With A Year 7 Girlfriend
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(30)k
  
13
Big Dumb Metalhead with a Heart of Gold
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
14
Constantly Coathangered People In The Hallway
Blitz-Ra
6 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
   12 0 2 0 3 0 12/ 110k
(115)k
  
15
Violent Thug Who Hung Out With The Nerds
Thro-Ra
5 4 2 7
Pass, Regenerate, Sure Hands
+ST, Frenzy
   11 1 2 0 0 2 17/ 150k
(160)k
  
16
His Only Interest Is Brass Band Music
Thro-Ra
5 3 2 7
Pass, Regenerate, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block
   14 4 4 0 1 2 28/ 110k
(135)k
  
15 players  
Coach: nonchalance Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Khemri Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (8/2/5) |TD Diff:-3 (18 - 21) |Cas Diff:27 (28/14/5 - 10/7/3)
Last Opponent: Warcraft Allstars