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The Evil Scotsmans Lyrics & The Welly Song Lyrics by Billy Connolly If your looking for trouble, Your in the right place, Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face i'm a mean motherfucker, i was born that way, and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay. Cause i'm an evil scotsman, and Jimmy is my name, i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen, and causing pain is my game. Now if your a woman, married or not, al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot, i'll take your legs and spread them wide, and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside, i'm an evil scotsman, and My name is Jock and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock, Yes i'm an evil Scotsman and my name is Jock i've got one hand in my pocket and i'm playing with my 10" cock i don't care where you come from, if your big or your small, i've fought the best, and i beat them all. If your english or irish, you wont have to die, but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye. i'm an evil scotsman, and Jock is my name, if you don't like the rules don't play the fuckin' game, yes, i'm an evil Scotsman my name is Jock! and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" cock. OH Yeah, Fucker, Wankers, Knob Heads. Thankyou. __________________________________________________ If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be you'd be in the hospital or infirmary cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys. wellys they are wonderful wellys they are swell cause they keep out the water and they keep in the smell. and when yur sittin' in a room you can always tell when some bugger takes aff his wellys. If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be you'd be in the hospital or infirmary cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys. Or when your out walkin' in the country wae a bird and your strollin' over fields just like a farmers herd and somebody shouts keep aff the grass and you think how obsurd and Squelch you find why farmers all wear wellys If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be you'd be in the hospital or infirmary cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys. theres fishermen and firemen theres farmers an all men out diggin' ditches and workin' in the snow this country it wid grind to a halt and no a thing wid grow if it wisnae fur the workers in their wellys. If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be you'd be in the hospital or infirmary cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys. now Edward Heath and wilson they hivnae made a hit they are ruinin' this country mare than just a bit if they keep on the way their goin' we'll all be in the sh!t so you better git your feet in your wellys. If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be you'd be in the hospital or infirmary cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Pass Accurate |
  | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7/ | 90k
(95)k |
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2 |
Catcher
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Guard |
  | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/ | 110k
(125)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 90k
(90)k |
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5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Guard |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 110k
(125)k |
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6 |
Catcher
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 70k
(75)k |
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7 |
Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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8 |
Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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9 |
Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 50k
(50)k |
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10 |
Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block |
  | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 70k
(90)k |
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11 |
Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 50k
(50)k |
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12 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 90k
(90)k |
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Games Played: | 2 (2/0/0) | | | TD Diff: | 5 (5 - 0) | | | Cas Diff: | 5 (3/3/0 - 0/0/1) |
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Last Opponent: SilverHands |