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Erikk's Raiders
P [L] Norse

Way back in history along the Nordic coast, that was the sound all the people feared the most. It would echo thru the night up and down the foggy fj-ord. It was Erikk and his bloodthirsty Horde!

Erikk the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erikk the Awful, the Ruthless and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you cannot hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water like knives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding band of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, Erikk the Awful, the wildest, bloodthirstiest Viking of them all!

(his Momma named him Erikk 'cause she couldn't spell AAAGGGGHHH!!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides.....and once he started after ya he'd NEVER stop! He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking for "RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER, MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THE FAIR DAMSELS!"

YES! And when the villagers heard that awful battle-cry, "YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO!" (that's the one), they would run for their lives, fleeing over hills and thru valleys to the river, whereupon they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2 miles, climbing out on a low-lying branch, shinnying down a young sapling onto rocky ground and leaping from stone to stone until they arrived one week later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first time to catch their breath, outside they heard..."YA-HOOOO!!!! MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighter across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan into the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift one handful of cool water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard..."YA-HOOOO!!!! MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

They fled to Calcutta..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! "
They fled to the Himalayas..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! "
Tokyo..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! "
Toronto..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! "
Toledo and Heyhailea, Georgia..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! "

But it was no use! They finally succumbed to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of Erikk can still be found today,
working as Special Agents for the IRS! Erikk later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet album covers, and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He also won an Academy Award for his dual role as a train wreck and his tender portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one,
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire State Building. And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the East, with no sugar?

Erikk the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erikk the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run but you cannot hide!

"YA-HOOOOOOOO! "
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Erikk the Awful
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Hail Mary Pass, Sure Hands
   16 12 2 0 2 1 27/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
2
Thor
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Tackle, Pass Block
   16 1 1 0 10 2 34/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
3
Tyr
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Strip Ball, Catch, Guard
   15 0 3 1 5 3 36/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
4
Forseti
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Dauntless, Guard
   16 1 1 0 7 1 23/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
Loki
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Strip Ball
   16 2 0 1 6 0 16/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
6
Heimdall
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge, Tackle
   16 2 9 0 0 0 29/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
7
Freyer
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Diving Catch, Pro, Dodge
   9 0 12 0 2 2 50/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
8
Modi
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   16 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Vidar
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   16 1 0 0 3 1 12/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Valai
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Guard
   15 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
11
Magni
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle, Pro
   16 0 2 1 0 2 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
12
Odin
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Safe Throw, Dump-Off
   14 3 3 0 0 2 22/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
13
Aaagh!
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Hargen Flurgen Feurgh
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: ciaflayed1 Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 2070k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 7  
Team Value: 2070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (14/1/1) |TD Diff:28 (35 - 7) |Cas Diff:32 (27/18/8 - 15/4/2)
Last Opponent: Doom On You