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Krainium
Roster [X2] Elf

Lord Addo Nex tapped his feet anxiously, "Where are these damn lizardmen, they should have been here hours ago".

Standing outside the gates of his castle, he was eagerly awaiting the arrival of his new Lizardmen Bloodbowl team he had purchased from the neferious goblin tradesman Sweendle.

Looking down at his Lizardmen Playbook and Training manuel he thought to himself 'this is going to be a good season of bashing and bloodshed'.

Just then, a rumbling of hoofbeats was heard up the road.

"Hoofbeats" he yelled, "What kind of reptiles ride horses" he said to his Advisor Crantz.

As the caravan drew closer, he saw what looked like four beautiful white unicorns pulling a pink and purple draped carraige.

"Call forth the Royal Guard Crantz, we may be in for some trouble."

As the caravan pulled up, Lord Addo Nex could see it was full of 11 Female Elves, all garbed in pristine blood bowl gear.

"What the..." he yelled.

Once the caraavan stopped at his front gate, the elves poured out, gigglng and prancing, to line up in front of him.

"What is the manner of this and who in the hell are you?" the Lord screamed.

One of the 2 biggest females stepped forward, "Hail Coach, my name is Bloutes and this is the Elven Team Kranium." she said in a stern but melodic voice.

"But...But...your not lizardmen, I mean look at the roster, how could such beautiful elven maidens (there was heard some giggling in the background) have names such as these?" he gasped.

"I asure you coach" she said in that same melodic yet stern voice "we can kick ass and take names and we wont let you down"

"Bah, fine" the lord said, "but be prepared for some tough training and even tougher playing. Now all of you hit the locker room and get ready for our first practice session"

And with that the ladies pranced off to the locker room, giggling and screaming like a bunch of cheerleaders.

Throwing his now useless playbook on the ground and watching these gorgeous elves run off he thought 'well we may lose all of our games, but the aftergame parties are gonna be interesting'

"Advisor Crantz" the Lord yelled.

"Yes sir"

"Send our team of assassins to hunt down this goblin Sweendle who sold me this team, I want his head on a stake in our courtyard by sundown"

And so began the rise of Kranium, a oddly named yet beautiful elven team.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bloutes
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
+AG, Jump Up
   13 3 3 0 4 1 25/31 180k
(183)k
  
2
The Edge
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Jump Up
   14 0 6 1 1 0 22/31 160k
(170)k
  
3
Drill
Catcher
8 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block, +AG, Leap
 n 11 4 5 0 2 2 33/51 180k
(167)k
  
4
Knivers
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block, +MA
   8 2 7 0 0 1 28/31 150k
(165)k
  
5
Needlz
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
+ST
   3 4 1 0 0 0 7/16 150k
(188)k
  
7
Princision
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate, Dump Off
   13 19 0 0 0 1 24/31 110k
(123)k
  
8
Sniper
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Block, Accurate
   13 14 0 0 2 1 23/31 110k
(123)k
  
10
Discontent
Lineman
6 3 4 7   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(50)k
  
11
Pain
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Guard
   13 3 1 0 0 2 16/31 110k
(105)k
  
12
Kancer
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Kick
 n 14 1 1 1 3 3 27/31 100k
(79)k
  
13
Intolerance
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Kick
   13 1 0 0 0 3 16/31 100k
(95)k
  
14
Murder
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
   14 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 80k
(70)k
  
12 players  
Coach: AddoNex Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1880k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (9/1/4) |TD Diff:6 (26 - 20) |Cas Diff:-20 (5/6/2 - 15/12/6)
Last Opponent: Icy Black Hand Of Death